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29 M Jersey City, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Jul 29, 2013
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
Devils fan
What I’m doing with my life
onward upward always
I’m really good at
i know tons of useless information. if you ever need a teammate for a trivia competition, look no further.

i'm also really good at getting parking tickets, but i wish i wasn't.
The first things people usually notice about me
i probably said something endearingly offensive.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: fear and loathing in las vegas, 1984, animal farm, master and margarita, the outsiders, snow crash, hitchhiker's guide, neuromancer, ender's game, walking dead, song of ice and fire, guts, i have no mouth and i must scream

movies: shawshank, departed, over the edge, anything broken lizard, mel brooks, tarantino, fifth element, dazed and confused, big lebowski, goon, cheesy 80s and 90s movies, that's just scratching the surface

shows: always sunny, louie, workaholics, shameless, futurama, (the real) top gear, sons of anarchy, falling skies, walking dead, game of thrones

music: mastodon, clutch, nofx, down, snapcase, quicksand (webster hall, 1/31/13!!!), the haunted, barn burner, exotic animal petting zoo, red hot chili peppers, pearl jam, jeff buckley, dispatch, hendrix, srv, zeppelin, stones, the who, lots more
i could listen to this song for-fucking-ever:

food: absolutely no mayo. ever.
The six things I could never do without
Good meth, cheap hookers, stand-still traffic, my appendix, top 40 music, god's love

That's in no particular order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What's with today today? Whether you can actually make something go faster by rubbing cheetah blood on it. or who jon snow's parents are. or who would win a fight between a taco and a grilled cheese. or how the hell those damn three seashells work. or just how exactly i got to be so cool. if you can help me answer any of these questions, i'm interested in hearing your thoughts.
On a typical Friday night I am
doing something relaxing or fun that requires little planning
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
ok i've never told anyone this before, you have to keep it a secret. seriously. ok here goes...
i never learned to read or write.

all those books above... read to me. this profile... typed by 100 monkeys at 100 computers randomly hitting keys and i just hope its intelligible. let me know how they're doing. i'll find someone to read your message to me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
if you're reading this, you've gotten out. and if you've come this far, maybe you're willing to come a little further.

you have something more clever to say to me than 'hey sexaay, let's bang.' some of the girls on this site can be such creepers. as least be creative if you're gonna be so forward, geez.