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29 • Chicago, IL • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 22–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Today – 2:12pm
- 5′ 8″ (1.73m)
- Body type
- Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from university
- Likes dogs
Sleeping with my fan on
If I was ever on the news for something unfortunate, which photo of me would they use?
How many licks does it REALLY take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That owl is full of shit...there's no way 3 gets the job done.
Why does everyone quote Marilyn Monroe? You know she was a whore, right?
Is Leo DiCaprio still in a dream at the end of Inception??
How the hell do scientists know so much about the universe?
Why is it not ok to just say "Hey how's it going?" on this site? That's how people talk in real life, right? Am I missing something? I see a lot of girls complaining about this in their profiles and they are PISSED about it. Chill out everyone...I don't owe you any more than a "Hi". Plus, that's really all I got anyway. There is unfortunately plenty of shame in my game.
I think of a lot of random stuff. Maybe I'll add some more later...or we can just talk about it...you know...like people do.
The Goonies is my favorite movie of all time. If you haven't seen it then you must've had a very sheltered childhood and I feel sorry for you.
Oh, and if you don't wanna chill in sweatpants at some point, then this probably won't work. I don't care how good you might look covered in make-up. The natural look is what I go for.
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