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28 Chicago, IL Man


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  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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Originally from New Jersey. I've been in Chicago 2 years now and love it. I moved here on a whim and haven't regretted a thing. In my opinion, it's significantly nicer here than NYC, which is probably where I would've ended up if I didn't take a chance on Chicago.
What I’m doing with my life
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I recruit for a marketing agency in the Loop. I wouldn't say it's a dream job, but it can be pretty cool and the company offers me a good work-life balance. I work to live, not live to work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
On weekends I somehow always manage to have 1 single dollar left in my wallet after nights out. I shit you not....every time....1 dollar. Nothing makes you feel quite as shameful as waking up and seeing 1 dollar left in your wallet. A quick "ah fuck" quickly follows...then I go back to sleep.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've been told I have nice teeth. I'm ok with that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: I love movies. I have so many favorites, but just to name a few: The Goonies, The Dark Knight Trilogy, The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, the Mission Impossible series, Vanilla Sky, Forrest Gump, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 500 Days of Summer, Indiana Jones, James Bond, etc. I'm always down for a good movie.

TV Shows: The Office, 30 Rock, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Mad Men, Bar Rescue, Saturday Night Live, The Blacklist, The Goldbergs.

Music: Mainly I like Classic Rock, Alternative, and Hip Hop. It really depends what kind of mood I'm in. If I'm hanging out in my apartment it's either classic rock or alternative. I really like The Killers and The Naked and Famous. Also, Brand New might be my favorite band of all time.

If I'm out having a good time I gotta have Hip Hop playing.

Food: I'm not really into seafood.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Living near a beach of some kind
Sleeping with my fan on
My car
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game. do I get more of that shit?

If I was ever on the news for something unfortunate, which photo of me would they use?

How many licks does it REALLY take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That owl is full of shit...there's no way 3 gets the job done.

Why does everyone quote Marilyn Monroe? You know she was a whore, right?

Is Leo DiCaprio still in a dream at the end of Inception??

How the hell do scientists know so much about the universe?

Why is it not ok to just say "Hey how's it going?" on this site? That's how people talk in real life, right? Am I missing something? I see a lot of girls complaining about this in their profiles and they are PISSED about it. Chill out everyone...I don't owe you any more than a "Hi". Plus, that's really all I got anyway. There is unfortunately plenty of shame in my game.

I think of a lot of random stuff. Maybe I'll add some more later...or we can just talk about people do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating Ben & Jerry's....specifically Chunky Monkey. If that's not ok with you then this just isn't gonna work out babe...sorry. It's not's you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My birthday is Cinco de Mayo and it's awesome. A bar crawl is done every year.

The Goonies is my favorite movie of all time. If you haven't seen it then you must've had a very sheltered childhood and I feel sorry for you.
You should message me if
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I don't sound too lame I guess?

Oh, and if you don't wanna chill in sweatpants at some point, then this probably won't work. I don't care how good you might look covered in make-up. The natural look is what I go for.