Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I wear pink every Wednesday (seriously). If you don't know why,
then we can't be friends...
I've come to the conclusion that there is no way to write this
without sounding hilariously cliche. Everyone in our generation
uses sarcasm, thinks they're easy going, and "likes to have fun"
(are there people out there that DON'T like having fun?).
I can make just about anyone laugh in any circumstance and have the
quickest wit of anyone you'll ever meet. I rarely take myself
seriously, and the perfect word to describe me is "snarky."
I am also almost certainly better at trivia/Jeopardy than you. Some
people use the space in their brain for useful things; I use it to
remember what triskaidekaphobia is.
Seriously though, I'm a caring, funny, witty person that believes
that if you think chivalry is dead, then you're just hanging with
the wrong people.
One last thing...I'm in a wheelchair if you couldn't tell. If
that's an issue, I understand. I mean, you kinda suck, but I
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Used to work in sales for a tech company and wasn't really about
that life. Now I'm tutoring kiddos for the SAT while I figure out
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm very witty and can make anyone laugh. I also use jokes to avoid
awkwardness. Essentially, Chandler from FRIENDS is my spirit
I also have impeccable grammar due to my 2 years as editor of my
college newspaper, but that's not nearly as sexy as you'd think.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told I have beautiful eyes. People have been known to get
lost in them ...too cheesy?
Also, my hair is beautiful. In fact, I've heard the word
"immaculate" used on several occasions. Technically, I was the one
that said it, but that's irrelevant as far as I'm concerned.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I watch far too much tv, including: Suits, Psych, New Girl, himym,
Scrubs, Friends, Chapelle Show, White Collar, Always Sunny, That
70s Show, The League ... The list goes on and on.
Anchorman, Zoolander, Men In Black, American Pie 2, Happy Gilmore,
Remember the Titans, Fight Club, Boondock Saints, Die Hard...also,
most disney movies, mean girls and legally blonde (my guilty
Regarding books, I read a lot of non-fiction, primarily about
sports. I'm also a huge believer that if you're of our generation
and don't list Harry Potter here, it means you're illiterate.
My taste in music fluctuates, but it is primarily country and '90s
rock. I do listen to some rap and way more cheesy pop music than
I'd care to admit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Panda Cam ... Feel free to judge. Pandas are adorable.
Wagon Wheel (and not the one by Darius Rucker)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to game the OKCupid system so that it shows me as a 100% match
Also, why so many girls mention the "Oxford comma" in their
profile. I love correct grammar/punctuation as much as the next
person, but if you list it as one of your six things, that's weird.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm actually way more down to earth and humble than I appear. What
can I say, I have a good heart, but it's way funnier to pretend I'm
a character in Zoolander.
Also, I broke my neck diving into the ocean when I was 16, and
that's why I'm in said wheelchair. It's not awkward to ask
about...I'm completely cool with it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are interested in someone that can make you laugh even when
you're crying, who is always up for a night out and is guaranteed
to be loved by your parents.
Based on every chick flick I've ever been forced to watch, I feel
like I meet just about every qualification for being a "catch"
outside of looking like Ryan Gosling.
A final note: If we go out and I like you, I'm going to tell you;
if I don't think there's a connection, I'm not going to just "go
dark" on you — a habit our generation has gotten into that I think
is disrespectful. I don't play "games" because I'm old enough to
know that they're stupid and that's how people get hurt/waste their
time. I would hope that you do the same.
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