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24 Reston, VA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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6′ 5″ (1.96m)
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Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing

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My self-summary
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I wear pink every Wednesday (seriously). If you don't know why, then we can't be friends...

I've come to the conclusion that there is no way to write this without sounding hilariously cliche. Everyone in our generation uses sarcasm, thinks they're easy going, and "likes to have fun" (are there people out there that DON'T like having fun?).

I can make just about anyone laugh in any circumstance and have the quickest wit of anyone you'll ever meet. I rarely take myself seriously, and when I do, I usually have to leave it with "in all seriousness..." because people just assume I'm being sarcastic if I don't. The perfect word to describe me is "snarky."

I'm mature for my age, when it comes to the things that matter (my career, relationships, not sweating the little things), but have a ridiculous/goofy side as well.

I also quote movies and tv shows far more than I should.

Seriously though, I'm a caring, funny, witty person that believes that if you think chivalry is dead, then you're just hanging with the wrong people.

One last thing...I'm in a wheelchair if you couldn't tell. If that's an issue, I understand. I mean, you kinda suck, but I understand :P
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in sales for a startup here in Reston. As you can see, this is proof that I'm a really big deal, and you should be impressed.

...ok, not really.
I’m really good at
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I'm very witty and can make anyone laugh. I also use jokes to avoid awkwardness. Essentially, Chandler from FRIENDS is my spirit animal.

I also have impeccable grammar due to my 2 years as editor of my college newspaper, but that's not nearly as sexy as you'd think.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've been told I have beautiful eyes. People have been known to get lost in them ...too cheesy?

Also, my hair is beautiful. In fact, I've heard the word "immaculate" used on several occasions. Technically, I was the one that said it, but that's irrelevant as far as I'm concerned.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I watch far too much tv, including: Suits, Psych, New Girl, himym, Scrubs, Friends, Chapelle Show, White Collar, Always Sunny, That 70s Show, The League ... The list goes on and on.

Anchorman, Zoolander, Men In Black, American Pie 2, Happy Gilmore, Remember the Titans, Fight Club, Boondock Saints, Die Hard...also, most disney movies, mean girls and legally blonde (my guilty pleasures)

Regarding books, I read a lot of non-fiction, primarily about sports. I'm also a huge believer that if you're of our generation and don't list Harry Potter here, it means you're illiterate.

My taste in music fluctuates, but it is primarily country and '90s rock. I do listen to some rap and way more cheesy pop music than I'd care to admit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.


Panda Cam ... Feel free to judge. Pandas are adorable.



Wagon Wheel (and not the one by Darius Rucker)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to game the OKCupid system so that it shows me as a 100% match with everyone

Also, why so many girls mention the "Oxford comma" in their profile. I love correct grammar/punctuation as much as the next person, but if you list it as one of your six things, that's weird.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
story of my Friday nights right here:
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm actually way more down to earth and humble than I appear. What can I say, I have a good heart, but it's way funnier to pretend I'm a character in Zoolander.

Also, I broke my neck diving into the ocean when I was 16, and that's why I'm in said wheelchair. It's not awkward to ask about...I'm completely cool with it.
You should message me if
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You are interested in someone that can make you laugh even when you're crying, who is always up for a night out and is guaranteed to be loved by your parents.

...Based on every chick flick I've ever been forced to watch, I feel like I meet just about every qualification for being a "catch" outside of looking like Ryan Gosling.

Oh, and my family has a beach place in Dewey Beach, Delaware (I feel like that's a selling point?).