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Middle Eastern, White
6' 0" (1.83m)
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Buddhism but it’s not important
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My horrendous spelling is a medical oddity but I think I give good e-mail, etc.
Do I know how to do the Lambada? Sure!
Alright fine, maybe not. But what the hell - fun? frivolity? Manic Bacchanals around town in nothing but my skivvies? I'm there. Still I don't think there's anything wrong with being civil and, dare I say, compassionate either - to echo the Costello song.
Yes I've administered a few purple head-band, ginsu beat-downs like when I owned a little red scooter that went from 0 - 70 in four seconds. Silly Porsche drivers would get out of their cars and charge me in a drunken water buffalo-like rage of confusion and jealousy after I smoked them out of the green light. But I took no pleasure in these punitive measures. "This hurts me more than it hurts you" kind of thing.
Point is I'm only bad 48% of the time .
The rest of the time I'm working in soup kitchens and helping crippled whales.
I like trees and stuff and children wave to me wherever I go. And dogs always want me to pet them.
I'm kind of like Tarzan.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying not be crass in my appraisal of this site and how many EFFIN questions I have to answer before it will actually work.

"This is as it should be" is the PBS-like mantra repeating in my head as I refrain from further critique.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ping-pong. I basically shred.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Oh for gods sake..

( Edit: I, um, I have this thing...called Vitiligo - wait! Come back! Hold on a minute..It's not contagious. It just effects pigment.
So I do sometimes look like an African Wild Dog maybe?
If I get tan its pretty stark. I kinda think it looks cool but some folks have been alarmed so yeah, you may notice that to be honest. But in the winter you wouldn't even know! - same goes for a dim bar.

Sooo there's that... )
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Grapes of Wrath. I know, I know. But it is actually possibly the greatest book ever written by a human being. Certainly the greatest ending ever composed. Er, maybe it's just cause I grew up out this way.
McCarthy's "The Road". Damn fine book that.

Sushi is a comfort food.

Thin Red Line
Play it Again Sam

La Fura dels Baus - look them up. They win. Period. You know you'd actually go to the theater if it looked like that.

Are we allowed to include favorite people like my niece who has a funny gravely voice and likes to give me Spanish lessons and make little books for me that fit in my wallet? She's essentially a weasel.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Those chips from Rainbow called Have-a-chip. They're deceptively simple and strangely delicious. Though by adding a dash more tamari I'd venture they could go worldwide.

music without commercials.

swimming in a cool river in the hot sun.

funny things


and all its paraphernalia
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I try not to think so much a la eckhart tolle.
It never works though.
Unless I'm drinking.
or sledding.
or competing in the worlds strongest lumberjack from Iceland competition.
That's when I'm basically in the, quote/unquote, zone
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I wish I was playing Bocce ball with the old Italian dudes in North Beach er something. It is what I aspire to really. With one of those caps. And the thick sun glasses.
Some day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Just in the interest of full disclosure for the serious Buddhists, I'm not reeeally a Buddhist. I was - I swear on a stack of Bibles - raised at a Buddhist monastery but technically I don't think I do anything in particular that would make me an official Buddhist. Though it'll probably come in handy when I get older. It is real comforting to be sure.
You should message me if
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You think you can take me in air-drumming on a car dashboard and /or have a well stocked boat for when the economy finally crashes and the icecaps melt.

If you want to trade art things. I'll reciprocate for sure.
(C'mon! It's easy I swear...)

If you know what this new trend of "co-parenting" and co-parenting websites is all about.

Also if you by chance know the name of those trees that bloom at night around the city - with the little white flowers?
Yeah, I don't think it's Jasmine. I thought of that too. It's actually a tree. With these little bunches of flowers.
Anyway, seems like if a girl smelled like that she could pretty much get whatever she wanted in life.