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33 Providence, RI Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Gritty working artist preparing for inevitable social unrest seeks like-minded able-bodied intellectual babe who likes silly vulgarity. Is that too much to ask for internet?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Building big art projects out of wood. Traveling when I can. I collect a lot of weird stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making things, getting shit done, being too busy for you. Kidding! I always make time for fun.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The serious/awkward/uncomfortable look on my face or my tattoos. I assure you, I enjoy laughing and smiling, just not during photos or when I'm walking down the street.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books- Our occulted history
movies- I love movies
shows- Xfiles, Survivorman, Office, Parks&Rec
music- heavy shit, electronic shit, southern rap, smooth r&b
food- breakfast stuff, red meat, raw fish, I try to stay away from processed poisenous carcinogens. I drink like a lightweight champion.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-going out to breakfast
-apocalypse survival equipment
-motorcycle
-leather/denim goods
-some fun activities to do
-good company that likes to laugh
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Creative endeavors. Talking to my subconscious. Fantasizing about a nomadic lifestyle.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting a drink, going to a show, going for a joyride, or staying in and watching a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-I have hair on my chest
-I eat meat with my bare hands.
- I'm a doomsday-prepper with a sense of humor.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You are passionate about something interesting.

-You are punctual.

-You are an ass-kicker/badass

-You have a dry, vulgar, or intellectually dark sense of humor (go watch 'the comedy').

-You are attractive in some way and know how to dress with a sense of individual style.

Thanks for reading my profile!