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32 M Providence, RI

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:14am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Ladies- are you tired of being bombarded with dozens of sleezy and lame messages from boring loser douchebags with no shirts on? If you answered 'yes' then take a minute to read my profile.
I have a mildly awkward outer shell that is peppered with politeness, awkwardness and extremely subtle humor. My insides are obnoxiously silly, sweet, vulgar, sharp-witted, considerate, respectful and gentle. Sound too good to be true? Keep reading.
What I’m doing with my life
Building big art projects. And this-
I’m really good at
being creative
telling stories
going on nature walks/climbing trees
wearing denim, leather, and things with buckles
being silly
The first things people usually notice about me
The serious/awkward/uncomfortable look on my face, my tattoos, or that I'm invisible.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books- intellectual psychedelic non-fiction (what's that)
movies- dramas, crime dramas, good sci-fi, westerns, comedies, and documentaries on conspiracies.
shows- Xfiles or Survivorman on netflix anytime, anywhere.
music- Heavy shit like the Body, High on Fire, contemplative soothing stuff like Atoms for Peace, James Blake, nasty ass trap like Juicy J and Gucci.
food- tasty breakfast, mexican, sushi, olive bread, ganset-lite
The six things I could never do without
-going out to breakfast
-apocalypse survival equipment
-leather/denim goods
-some fun activities to do
-good company that likes to laugh
I spend a lot of time thinking about
At all times I am simultaneously thinking about: sculpture ideas, writing songs in my head, preparing for an alien invasion (they're already here btw), how to make my motorcycle go faster, if this jacket looks better with my other pants, why trap music is so evil and yet so amazing, why humans are so easily distracted by sports, manipulated politics and bad television programming (wake up people!).
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting a drink, going to a show, going for a joyride, or staying in and watching a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
-I have hair on my chest
-I eat meat with my bare hands.
- I'm a doomsday-prepper with a sense of humor.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
-You are passionate about something interesting (having a cat does not make you interesting).

-You are punctual (that means you know how to get somewhere on time).

-You are an ass kicker/badass (bonus if you enjoy/have guns, tattoos, do archery, or ride motorcycles).

-You have a dry, vulgar, or intellectually dark sense of humor (go watch 'the comedy').

-You are attractive in some way and know how to dress with sense of individual style.

Thanks for reading my profile!