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no_hoodrats

31 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:04am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Born in Bakersfield (RECOGNIZE!), raised in Los Gatos, current SF resident. I make space ships and other galactic accoutrements for a living, but don't worry though, I won't just nerd out on you. We can also talk about normal things, stuff like; paddle boarding, jogging, the bachelor(ette), how kale is ALL OVER THE PLACE right now.

Hmmm, what else? I am up for just about anything (i.e. North Bay bike rides, House of Air reservations, Iron Chef competitions in my kitchen) and am always trying to do cool stuff in and around our city. My friends are incredible and so is my family. In fact, you're just as likely to catch me at a family party on a Friday night. Trust me, you would too. My grandma is cool as hell.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
-Riding my bike really far
-Carefully planning my next meal
-Going to concerts
-Watching as many comedians as I can (crushing on Chelsea Peretti)
-Talking shit on The Bachelor(ette) while my roommate watches it (This is one of my favorite pastimes)
-Trying to find creative ways to tell people where I live, so as to disguise the fact that it's in the Marina
-Watching too much TV
-Eating anything that tastes good in large amounts. Seriously, it's embarrassing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Things I am good at:
Trivia games, cooking food, eating food, being nice, talking shit, riding bikes, building things, driving things, making jokes, watching TV (maybe the best ever), finding things on the internet, making cheesy puns.

Things I am not really good at:
Playing guitar, basketball, basic math, remembering to water plants (Seriously, they will die).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably the smile
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I generally read books that are non-fiction. Biographies, stuff about food, anything that allows me to learn more.

I love movies. Seriously. I have seen a lot of movies. Here are some that I like: Rushmore, Super 8, Almost Famous, Bellflower, Boogie Nights, Pulp Fiction, Step Brothers, Dazed and Confused, Lost in Translation, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Brick, The Wackness, Royal Tenenbaums, Back to the Future, Goonies, American Beauty, Lars and the Real Girl, City of God, Talladega Nights, Annie Hall, Casablanca, etc...

TV! Some might say I watch too much of it. Parks and Rec, The Wire, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, The Walking Dead, Girls, Boardwalk Empire, Breaking Bad, Happy Endings, The New Girl, Friday Night Lights, Workaholics, Tim and Eric, Portlandia.

I also love music. I listen to it most of the day. At work, in my car, at home. I need it. Bob Seger, Jay Z, Biggie, NOFX, No Use for a Name, Steve Winwood, Springsteen, Avett Brothers, The Killers, Avicii, Jackson Browne, Gaslight Anthem, Geographer, J Roddy Walston and the Business, anything Motown, Childish Gambino, Yeasayer, Otis Redding, Lagwagon. The list is really too long for this. Just know that I will gladly talk music with you.

Holy shit, I love food. I'll go along way to find it. I think I spend most of my money on it. I am constantly trying to keep up with this city's ever expanding food scene. In another life, I would love to be some super baller chef. I hate the word "foodie."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family/Friends (Is that actually 2?)
Food
Movies
My Bike
TV
The Internet
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
That all depends. Most of the time I am out with my friends or going to concerts, comedy clubs, movies. You can't rule out sitting on my ass and watching TV though. Just because it's Friday doesn't mean I can't be lazy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're funny and promise to laugh at all of my jokes even if they are shitty.