look, i'm not going to sugarcoat it.
I'm a degenerate and pretty much a pervert.
I recently got my high school diploma, and I'm a bit of a monosyllabic slob.
I live with my mom, (in the basement. I dont know how to do laundry or cook).
I'm the dude in high school who had the Iroc Z with the fiery eagle on the hood, the mullet, the hightop white sneakers and the Iron Maiden fringe jacket. I rocked out with my cock out. I still do, well, when I manage to get it out.
Accomplished video gamer, I travel for wrestling conventions because that shit is realz. I love animals (i've got 8 dogs living with me). But let's be honest, the best place for an animal is BBQed on your plate with a keg of Schlitz beer! good times!
I was working, but I got let go because I was overqualified. I was told I drove that forklift too damn well and the union was gettin' pissy. Seems like the old timers didnt like my whippersnapper approach.
They blamed my drinking but that's impossible. I had so much Drakkar Noir on there's no way anyone could smell the vodka. So now I live on welfare and do internet fraud. It works. I just can't have a bank account or a credit card or anything like that. I usually cash my welfare cheques down at the bar. Ever been to Michaels on Queen street? fuck yeah, hepatitis in a glass baby!
I'm pretty active and have a healthy lifestyle. A beer keg, weed bongs and a box of wings is my weekend. I must be doing something right because Domino's got me some customer of year plaque. I work out on my playstation, I have friggin muscular fingers. My thumbs can easily press 100 pounds. My eyes move at lightning speed. I'm working on reducing my size 56 pants.
I hope you like being active also.
So hit me up ladies. This quality of stud aint going to be on the market for ever.