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46 Payson, AZ Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28-50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 19
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Christianity and it’s important
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat), Italian (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm going to be nice to you and not make you read the same boring profiles that you have been reading ever since you got on OkCupid. This is different because I am. If you survive to the end, maybe I'll let you impress me...

I’m the man your mother warned you about. I will not leave the toilet seat down after I go to the bathroom. I won’t pick up my dirty clothes off the floor, and I’ll look at other women when we are out together. I can do all this stuff, I’m that awesome….

I’m Lawrence, who are you?

I guess in this spot I’m supposed to talk about my hobbies. Ok, first hobby is not calling women back for at least four days. I tend to have more than one girlfriend, and yes they are all models. I love getting oral sex but never giving it. I do not let women get away with anything, but bust their balls all the time. I don’t jump through a woman’s hoops, but I might let you have some of the covers when you sleep over. I do love to cook, and might let you have some depending on how hot you look. I love taking showers and I might even let you have some of the hot water. Oh, and of course I love to make women sleep on the wet spot.

Yes, I'm mostly joking, but only somewhat.I'll leave it to you to figure out where that is! I am a man who is not afraid to go after what he wants. I am a man who does what he wants without concern for what anyone else thinks. And I'm I am a man who is looking for a great woman. What kind of woman? I am looking for a woman who is secure in herself, and is looking for a man who is the same. I don't want some snottsdale b**h who only looks to the surface, I want a woman with more depth than that, someone who loves a good time, but wants to work on a relationship, because they are work. Lastly, I want a woman who wants a man to lead her. I am a man who is very traditional, in that I tend to be dominant and controlling, but not in any way that is abusive or smothering. I lead, and if a woman chooses to follow, great, if not, others will. That's my offer. Reply...If you dare!

And please, don't respond unless you have your sense of humor firmly with you.... :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Waiting for that one woman who will come in and sweep the floor, make dinner, do the laundry...all those romantic things
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being selfish, letting women take care of me, being cooler than you, being a professional underwear model (don't be jealous...)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My ass of course... ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
What's a book?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A woman to do the dishes
A woman to do the laundry
A woman to have sex with
A woman to clean the house
A woman to give me massages
A woman to introduce them all so they all get along.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can be better at being me of course...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being taken care of by five Victoria's Secret models....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I just might let you do things with me that you have always wanted to do, but never had the balls to do. You have to really impress me to get that though....
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1. You have a great sense of humor and don't take yourself too seriously.
2. You are a woman who is at least 18, and not older than 95
3. You are looking for a man who is not afraid to rock the boat or have fun.
4. You are looking for a long term relationship
5. You are ready for that relationship.
6. You give great back rubs
7. You love the idea of public nudity
8. You don't look like a Clydesdale
9. You want to know more about me.
10. You're already in love with me (don't fret, happens all the time.)