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29 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 15
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Hi, I'm John. I'm just a regular dude, I guess.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work at a big financial company in town, administering the living shit out of excel spreadsheets most of the working day. Before that I worked in a motorbike shop, and before that I got a degree in Digital Animation. You can see the clear, pre-planned career progression at play here.

I'm realising my life-long aspiration of playing guitar in a pub covers band. We're actually pretty good, even get paid on occasion.

I live with my parents up in Southgate - moved back in after my last long-term relationship went sideways. It's not ideal, but I'm saving some scratch with a view to buy my own place; a short-term sacrifice.

Other than that, I just do general stuff; y'know, the usual.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm honestly not sure about this one. I mean, I'm good at things, but I'm struggling to find something I particularly excel in. So I'm gonna go ahead and settle for "modesty".
The first things people usually notice about me
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Longer hair than the average bloke. Bit beardy, perhaps.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Meh, we could be here all day. Suffice it to say I'm a metal-head with a penchant for good telly, mediocre books and cracking films. I do also eat food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Motorcycle, motorcycle helmet, 0.73mm Tortex plectrums, a festival per year, swear-words, guinness.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whether or not I'm supposed to be grown up by now, and if I am; is this what it's supposed to feel like?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
just chilling, be it out and about or indoors. I'm flexible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was born ginger but grew out of it through sheer strength of will.
You should message me if
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you fancy a pint?