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28 / M / straight / Single

Nottingham, United Kingdom

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 8" (1.72m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Clerical / Administrative
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Kids
Dislikes children
Pets
Languages
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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I am cool, calm, and collected - finally!.

My Self-Summary

Mokay, I'm a 28 yr old from sunny Notts and my life revolves around goin to work, spending time with good friends, sorting out problems (personally and professionally) and anything else that happens to come along is a bonus! My vices include red wine and Ladbrookes.

At this stage I would have directed you to my myspace page but that is even more out of date than this profile. I would therefore direct you to my facebook but as I don't know you thats not going to happen just yet :)

What I’m doing with my life

State of transition has now passed, and its going all good.

I’m really good at

Making people laugh and making myself laugh (not always a good talent to have when your own on your and other people are around, it makes you look like a weirdo...)

Dealing with people and their behaviour. Why some people are just clearly incapable of behaving themselves is quite beyond me.

Also, judging by the various tests here, giving head ... apparently. Heh, I don't write I rules...

Oh, and scambaiting.

The first things people usually notice about me

Now that the wolverine hair has gone, ermm, I'm not entire sure. You'd have to ask those that stare.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: 120 Days - De Sade, Mr Nice - Howard Marks, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest - Ken Kasey... err, not a big reader but I know what I like.

Movies: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Battle Royale (but not the 2nd one, that sucked!), Lord of The Rings Trilogy (i know! i know!), Withnail and I, not technicallly film but Family Guy and Monkey Dust, oh and loved Silent Hill. More recently, Hills Have Eyes and Inglorious Basterds.

Music: Ska mainly, reggae, two-tone, punk (old and new skools), pretty much anything that sounds good regardless. Lovin Combichrist at the min, Nightwish, Aphex Twin, Celldweller, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, the Slackers

The six things I could never do without

Not strictly in this order...

1. The awesome people I know

2. The Slackers (quality US ska band)

3. Cigarettes (though plan on quiting soon) and red wine

4. Football (again I know! I know!)

5. Sense of humour

6. You can pick this one, I'm happy with those 5. Unless of course you pick UFC, in which case, thank you - you rock!

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How long is this going to take?

On a typical Friday night I am

Now before I would have said most likely laying the foundations for trying to piece it back together on Saturday morning. Now, well, I'm not so sure.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

My PIN number is 1966.

You should message me if

You fancy pub crawling around Nottingham sometime! Yeahhhh!

or...

If you're equally bored / up for a giggle / have something interesting to say

or...

Well, you feel somewhat compelled to (a long shot I know but nevertheless)

or...

If you fancy doing a joint bait at some time. That's be cool.

or...

You'd like a UFC evening, involving lots of beer and shouting at the TV.