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nofakenoflake

26 / M / Straight / Available

Detroit, Michigan

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:00am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Political / Government
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
A capricious optimist tied down by common sense and goals.
Live betwren Detroit, west Bloomfield and Sarasota.
Keeping it simple. A cozy lakefront cottage and a one bedroom downtown loft. Used to live next door to Mudgies. Architect turned city planner swimming against the current.
Hmm...Next year I'm going to drop everything and sail the great lakes all summer.
What I’m doing with my life
Working for the government. I will be moving onto private work in June, attempting to "save the world" via land use planning. Enjoy relaxing at the sandbar on my lake or taking a trip that requires a passport, a tent and portable stove, a canoe, or a sailboat!
The pursuit of happiness. Yeah its a beautiful line if you ask me.
Coaching travel soccer/playing rec soccer. Writing music, fiction and non fiction. Designing/architecture. Planning my 2016 run for state senate. Time to network!
I’m really good at
Finding Waldo. (Hint: Google Waldo)
Saying it like it is. Common sense. Estimation.
Making abstract jokes and doing amature standup.
The first things people usually notice about me
I look like Woody Harrelson in Cheers.
I arrived on bicycle.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have been endowed with a love for books. Im a mixture of luddite and end user geek.
Atlas Shrugged is my favorite read but not a good life policy. I like community theatre
Music? Hmmm NPR usually does a good job here. I play piano and write music but don't understand the obsession people have about the celebrity aspect. Its about quality and inventiveness.
TV: I don't watch much. Maybe 3 hours a week online; tv is mostly garbage. I like shows that are educational, IE woodworking, sailing, painting.
Food: a) Chinese buffet b) Thai c) Costco. d) Indian e) Mexican. Lox n bagels. Not big into red meat.
The six things I could never do without
things that aren't tangible, like happiness and safety and comfort. Definitely friendship. Toothbrush and floss. Hot showers. Passport. Atheism. Language. Bacteria in ma bellays. The water. RISK!
Things I despise: punditocracy. Religion as a vessel for living. They are fictional books people!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Which sailboat is "the one". Living off the hook. When I will have enough space for a concert grand piano. Why do stupid people make so many babies. Why dog penises remind me of the Xenomorph.
why do Americans love guns so much? If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone. So, I’ve learned my lesson. Don’t put your money in a bank or spend it on bullets. Spend it on cocaine. It will disappear, but at least you will get laid. Snowboarding again.
Traveling. Politics. Data. Women. Why I think its important to have a female partner. I don't know why. I think its just sex and I only like it in the summer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Plotting to take over the world.
Jet ski/pontoon with friends. Up north in Michigan snowed in with a book and wine. Fishing. Camping. Writing. Finding the genetic qualities in a woman where the dominant and recessive outcome will create a super-baby. Live Stand up. Driving with the top down. Studying economics.
I will not be: at temple, at a bar, watching sports or TV ( I don't have cable on purpose) hunting animals other than fish. Not attempting to fit in, keep up with the jonses, or be cool etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've never used instigram.
Lipstick is GROSS, usually. Makeup is meh....also usually.
The 1 time I had to babysit a toddler he soiled his diaper. I refused to clean it so I took him outside and washed him down with a hose. Yeah. Im better with dogs right now.
And I like redheads. I know...they Dont make a pill for this.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
You realize you're not special (unless of course you are). You hate traditional dating.
No endless email. Lets go OUT and have fun!! (Not a bar/club)
I like country club classy with a suicide girl kinkiness who can sing and goof around and cook/ debate takes charge at work and then go riding 4x4s, camping and then jump in the lake without clothes because it feels great. why the hell not. You'd make a good genetic and ethical match for rearing children. (Blonde, dark skin, green eyes, tall, intelligent, driven, healhty family history, life policy, shared activities, wants to build an estate and is strong enough to endure a scrutinized life by the public)
Casual dating is losing its allure. Standardized testing and routine dating = terrible performance measures. Lets try something else.
If anyone knows three words ending in gry (angry hungry etc) please tell me!