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55 Paterson, NJ Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30-60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 5
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Post grad
Might want kids
Has cats
English, Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Confident to the point of being arrogant, but in a good way. Sarcastic. Humorous. Political. Talented.

I am actually a few years older than what is listed. I'm not trying to deceive any one, just protecting myself from identity theft by Nigerian princes, Russian mobsters and computer geeks with bad skin who can't get laid and never leave their mother's basement. If large corporations and the government can get hacked then so can OKC. The reason I'm stating this is that I contacted a woman a few weeks ago and told her this right off and she went ballistic as if I did it as a personal insult to her. So if you are as paranoid as she is let your head explode now.
What I’m doing with my life
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Not searching for "answers". I've got all of the spiritual, psychological, philosophical, mental stuff figured out a long time ago. Looking for a female counterpart. Wondering why so many of you ladies answer 'the earth' on the 'which is bigger the earth or the sun' question. This is not Alabama.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making art - painting, drawing, etc. Seeing through the B.S. and not taking B.S. from others. Catching feral cats, not so good at finding homes for them. Unintentionally intimidating people.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Either my piercing blue eyes, my long blonde hair or the partially formed parasitic twin growing out of my shoulder. Or perhaps my huge, throbbing...... ego.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I will NOT watch any film with Richard Gere and Diane Lane in it. She looks so wistful and vulnerable when he dies it just breaks your heart. Seriously, I have very eclectic tastes in movies, no particular genre; Godfather to Alien to the Brothers Quay.
Music - avant-garde/downtown jazz, electronic composition, dub, etc.
Food - anything spicy. I do not like nuts of any kind.
Books - Not real big on fiction. Umberto Eco, Thomas Harris, and Hunter Thompson are the last authors I read. Prefer reality like Castaneda, Stephen Hawking and lots and lots of art books. Don't really read those, just look at the pictures.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My multiple personality.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Myself. Working on my next painting.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Robbing liquor stores. Working on my next painting. Sometimes going out to hear music. Robbing another liquor store.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Absolutely nothing. Ok, how about this? I was stalked once and it was really creepy. I found out and got really pissed when I realized some of my now ex-friends knew about it and did not say anything because they thought it was 'romantic'.
You should message me if
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You think Glen Beck is insane and think Obama wasted two years being intimidated by hillbillies who hate him instead of working for the people who voted for him
You haven't been completely turned off by my warped sense of humor.
You should not message me if you said you don't own a television but turn around and list your favorite TV shows. Is the vast wasteland somehow purified by watching a show on a computer screen instead of a TV set?