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nogreeneggznham

27 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Stop being useless, start being pizza.

Instagram @iwillnoteatgreeneggznham
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I was recently working for an app but I burnt out in start-up land. So, now I bartend in Bushwick and freelance (mostly writing and artist management at events). It's kind of a perfect summer gig. Starting my "real" job when summer's over :(
I'm a general organizer and connector of people and good vibes and run-on sentences. I DJ and dabble in music production. I'm involved in other start-upy/event production stuff that will launch in the summer. If you care for specifics, go ahead and ask :p
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
DJing! I started sneaking in to parties when I was a kid, hence the robot music obsession. That aside...
Public speaking, Pennsylvania accents, making others feel at ease, fake water drop sounds, simon says, claw machines.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Lipzz
Hairs
Ethnically ambiguous
Typically sporting all black
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Event Horizon, A Clockwork Orange, Waking Life, Star Wars Trilogy, 28 Days Later, Being John Malkovich, The Muppets Christmas Carol, It's All Gone Pete Tong, The Land Before Time, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Hackers, The Lost Boys, Anything by Gondry. I'm a sci-fi nerd.

Shows: The Wire, Six Feet Under, Battlestar Galatica, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, South Park, Louie, Flight of The Conchords, Robot Chicken, Portlandia, The Walking Dead,

Music: Bjork, Goldie, Animal Collective, Calyx & Teebee, Tanlines, Soulstice, Tensnake, Toro y Moi, Blu Mar Ten, Mew, Sigha, Locked Groove, Sepalcure, Jacques Greene, Yoko Duo, Todd Terje, Hercules and Love Affair, Obey City, Lone, Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs, Thievery Corporation, Sebastien Tellier, 4 Hero, Floating Points, Scuba, Mount Kimbie, The Knife, Egyptrixx, Tom Demac, Jimmy Edgar, Lovebirds, Lemonade, Lapalux, Flying Lotus, Fiona Apple, The Flaming Lips, Octo Octa, Paul Woolford, James Welsh, Para One, Pezzner, Tim Sweeney, Recondite...Lots of deep house and techno with a healthy dose of drum n bass. Ah yes and jazz.

Food: I like food, but I'm no foodie. Why? Because people that use the word foodie are assholes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Turntables
Glasses
Gummy Bears
Beats
Boats
Beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sitting in a cage with tigers is the new swimming with dolphins. Seriously. wtf is it with all these photos of people with tigers? Get the fuck out of that cage -_-

What NYC was like in the late 90's/early 2000s when I would come as a teen to dig for vinyl.

How much time I've wasted overanalyzing this question.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Groovin', drinkin', ponderin', generally socializin'. Maybe watching re-runs of Battlestar Galactica. Frack my life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Waiting in line at Rite Aid gives me panic attacks

yanno, I am a tad hedonistic. But I think it's why people like me. My overabundance of self-awareness keeps it in check.

I've not much to hide. But just enough to be mysterrrrioussss
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to surf on sine waves. - I'll code you a digital crown <3

Your profile doesn't contain the term "EDM"...or have anything about "liking to laugh" or "being laid back". Seriously - that's some basic shit.

Less is more.