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27 M Brooklyn, NY

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Snug as a bug in a rug

Instagram @iwillnoteatgreeneggznham
What I’m doing with my life
I work for an app and make techno in my spare time. I'm also in the process of starting a label called UdoU recordings. It's sort of a creative itch I've needed to scratch for some time now. @udoubb on insta.
I’m really good at
Public speaking, Pennsylvania accents, making water drop sounds, a diverse skill set friends
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm perfectly built for executing cartwheels
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Event Horizon, A Clockwork Orange (movie and book), Waking Life, Star Wars Trilogy, 28 Days Later, Being John Malkovich, The Muppets Christmas Carol, It's All Gone Pete Tong, The Land Before Time, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Hackers, The Lost Boys, Anything by Gondry. I'm a sci-fi/documentary nerd. I once watched a documentary about juicing and only drank fresh fruit/vegetable juice for 9 days. Point being, I have to limit the documentary intake.

Shows: I have seen the complete series of "The Wire" multiple times. I calculated that it's over 60 hours per 5 seasons. I'm not sure how you feel about this, but I feel like that's a lot of fucking TV- Battlestar Galatica, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, South Park, Louie, Flight of The Conchords, Robot Chicken, Portlandia, The Walking Dead to name a few.

Music: I sold my guitar for turntables when I was 12. I live for music and dream of living in Berghain.

Bjork, Goldie, Animal Collective, Calyx & Teebee, Tanlines, Soulstice, Tensnake, Toro y Moi, Blu Mar Ten, Mew, Sigha, Locked Groove, Sepalcure, Jacques Greene, Yoko Duo, Todd Terje, Hercules and Love Affair, Obey City, Lone, Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs, Thievery Corporation, Sebastien Tellier, 4 Hero, Little Dragon, Floating Points, Scuba, Mount Kimbie, The Knife, Egyptrixx, Tom Demac, Jimmy Edgar, Lovebirds, Lemonade, Lapalux, Flying Lotus, Fiona Apple, The Flaming Lips, Octo Octa...

Food: I'm a foodie. But I'm not a foodie. People that use the word foodie are assholes.
The six things I could never do without
Turntables, Glasses, Gummy Bears, Beats, Boats, Beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I'm thinking the next decade is going to be the decade of cats. Possibly bacon and cats. Maybe bacon wrapped cats. Anyhow, some of you love your cats wwaaayyyy too much.

Sitting in a cage with tigers is the new swimming with dolphins.

What NYC was like in the late 90's/early 2000s when I would come here as a teenager to dig for vinyl.
How much time I've wasted overanalyzing this question.
On a typical Friday night I am
Groovin. Or watching Battlestar Galactica. Frack my life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Melissa Etheridge's "Come to my Window" gets stuck in my head abnormally often. I use this song as a tactic to wake people up.

Chip from "Chip's Challenge" = idol
I wish I was better at wielding a semi colon;
SnapChat is the way to my heart.

I've not much to hide. But just enough to be mysterrrrioussss
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to surf on sine waves...or be a techno princess - I'll code you a digital crown <3

You're communicatively competent and open to general shoot the shitteries.