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nogreeneggznham

26 / M / Straight / Single

New York, New York

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:54pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, French (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm a meat popsicle.
Instagram @iwillnoteatgreeneggznham
What I’m doing with my life
Working at a tech start-up that manages guest lists (via iPad app) for political events, PR parties, non-profits, etc. That's the "pays the bills" gig. Event planning people are nutso (it's true, you all know it). I'm much more the creative type. Other than attempting to manage unmanageable personalities I spend my time relearning French, DJing and exploring the city- without destination.
I’m really good at
Public speaking, Pennsylvania accents, social media, taking pictures, perception, texting, sarcasm, brutal honesty, thinking before speaking, swearing, talking to strangers, staring contests, talking about beer, being overly ambitious, spontaneity, making plans, being fashionably late, eating gummy bears.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
For the record, the Fountainhead is fucking rubbish. Give me the beats.

Movies: Event Horizon, A Clockwork Orange (movie and book), Waking Life, Star Wars Trilogy, 28 Days Later, Being John Malkovich, The Muppets Christmas Carol, It's All Gone Pete Tong, The Land Before Time, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Hackers, The Lost Boys, Anything by Gondry. I'm a sci-fi/documentary nerd. I once watched a documentary about juicing and only drank fresh fruit/vegetable juice for 9 days. Point being, I have to limit the documentary intake.

Shows: I have seen the complete series of "The Wire" multiple times. I calculated that it's over 60 hours per 5 seasons- what an accomplishment. Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, South Park, Girls, Louie, Flight of The Conchords, Robot Chicken, Boardwalk Empire, Portlandia, The Walking Dead to name a few.

Music: I sold my guitar for turntables when I was 12. Props to my Dad for waking up at 4:00 am with me on Saturdays to deliver papers in our Mercury Sable station wagon to pay them off...#PArepresent. I love electronic music and dark dingy clubs. My musical interests are skewed towards the jazz-influenced side of House/Bass music. I also love Drum N Bass...and Techno. I have a massive DnB vinyl collection. I'm rambling. Holy shit I love music.

Bjork, Goldie, Animal Collective, Calyx & Teebee, Tanlines, Soulstice, Tensnake, Toro y Moi, Blu Mar Ten, Mew, Sigha, Locked Groove, Sepalcure, Jacques Greene, Todd Terje, Hercules and Love Affair, Obey City, Lone, Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs, Thievery Corporation, Sebastien Tellier, 4 Hero, Little Dragon, Floating Points, Scuba, Mount Kimbie, The Knife, Egyptrixx, Tom Demac, Jimmy Edgar, Lovebirds, Lemonade, Lapalux, Flying Lotus, Fiona Apple, The Flaming Lips...throw in some ghettoness.

Food: Anything goes. Living, squirming, bloody or outrageously spicy. I grew up on seafood. Dare I say "foodie", that term is asinine.
The six things I could never do without
Turntables, Glasses, Gummy Bears, Beats, Boats, Beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The expanding universe
Death- (not in a "woe is me" manner)
Some of you love your cat waaayyy too much

What NYC was like in the late 90's/early 2000s when I would come here as a teenager to dig for vinyl.
How much time I've wasted overanalyzing this question.
On a typical Friday night I am
Groovin. Or watching movies in the dark with Cholula drenched popcorn.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wish I was better at wielding a semi colon;
I enjoy poetry.
I used to be a brewer in a microbrewery.
SnapChat is the way to my heart.
I've had to cut myself off from video games multiple times throughout my life.

I once dressed up as Santa and did "the worm" in front of roughly 600 people. I knocked my knee off the floor and couldn't move. So I
helplessly laid there.

I've not much to hide. But just enough to be mysterrrrioussss
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You want to surf on sine waves