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I'm more me than you will ever be!!
30 year old male seeks female to like.. I don't know.. hang out..
and do stuff.. or whatever.. I guess.. I mean.. like.. if you want
to do stuff.. or whatever.. QUIT SMOTHERING ME
Apparently I am a male crazy cat lady. I like alternative rock
music, video games and sports. I play guitar and I like to read. I
drink stouts and don't trust anyone over 30. Including myself.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work as a business analyst which involves less pie charts than I
had originally hoped. My job is all about problem solving and
that's why I love it. If I'm honest I do come home complaining
about it some days, but mostly I love the organization I work for
and I get real satisfaction from what I do.
I have a condo which I can kind of afford...ish? I'm about a year
in so its definitely been a big adjustment for me. No Rob, you
can't buy X just because its Y percent off on amazon today.
I have two cats and I do not claim parenthood over them. We just
like bro out and do man shit together ok? Man shit like
snugglecuddles and forced feline dance numbers.
I'm a Guelph native which seems to throw some online daters off,
but what can I say? I like it here. If I had to live somewhere else
it would probably Glasgow.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Acting like I know what's going on, doing spit-take reactions to
scandalous gossip, naps, telling you more about indie bands than
you wanted to know, Fallout 3, remembering to put on deodorant,
fighting off sneezes, the art of emoji, relating everything to a
podcast I heard once, becoming overwhelmed by suppressed sneezes,
and I'm a decent cook.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am extremely up to date on the current temperature and park
capacity of Jurassic World.
I should probably ask someone. I think it is that I'm funny. I'd
also hope that some brains, kindness, and human decency get
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: To Kill A Mockingbird, Catch-22, The Road, Y: The Last Man,
Movies: The Prestige, No Country For Old Men, anything involving
Batman or Dinosaurs.
Shows: Breaking Bad, Parks & Rec, Lost, Comedy Bang! Bang!,
Music: Indie/Alternative Rock (Los Campesinos! The Rural Alberta
Advantage, Arcade Fire, Frightened Rabbit, The National)
Food: I like lots of different kinds of food. The best things that
I make are butter chicken, antijitos, and lasagna cupcakes. If I am
eating out my first choice is probably pub-type food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music - Rob no function music well without.
Family - Friends included.
Exercise - Exercise & diet changed my life. I couldn't give up
working out even if it sucks some days.
Goals - I like to set my personal goals quietly, but I do need them
to drive my ambition in life.
Humour - I am very into comedy!
Glasses - I am fairly blind without them. And by fairly I mean
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
In all seriousness lately I spend a lot of time thinking about what
I'm going to do to relax. I can get very focused on my goals and
I'm learning to focus a little more on having fun.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday is a pretty quiet night for me usually. I really like to
just unwind and keep it simple. There's probably beer involved,
maybe a couple friends (maybe not), a decent movie or some good
I'm totally up for fun mini-adventures like concerts or those crazy
late night foam parties you kids go to, but on a typical friday I'm
just relaxing and not analyzing business.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My middle name is Danger.
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