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30 Guelph, Ontario, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 26–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:09am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Loveable-nerd, music-listener and future-contest-winner.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a business analyst and am settling into my first home! After a lengthy and often horrifying house hunt I recently bought a condo in downtown guelph. I am loving it!

I also adopted a kitten around the same time. Her name is Heisenberg and way too many kitten pictures are available upon request.

I like to try and keep fit and go to the gym a few times a week. I play guitar and used to do the whole broke musician thing before I became a grown up. It was super fun but so is analyzing business and being able to afford things.

I love beer, podcasts, coffee, video games, football, hockey and naps.

I also like hanging out, chilling, staying fresh, keeping it real, catching things on the flip flop, taking it easy, relaxing, unwinding, and having a nice day but only when wished one at the end of an email.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, making people laugh, tying ties, avoiding eye contact in the men's change room at Good Life, self improvement and sleeping
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
We should probably address the elephant in the room which is (of course) my rugged good looks.

Honestly it's usually a sense of calm I project (even when freaking the hell out). Also I'm funny and have a beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: To Kill A Mockingbird, Catch-22, The Road
Movies: The Prestige, No Country For Old Men, anything involving Batman or Dinosaurs. I like movies of pretty much all kinds.
Shows: Breaking Bad, Parks & Rec, Archer, Lost, Portlandia, Comedy Bang Bang
Music: Indie/Alternative Rock (Los Campesinos! The Rural Alberta Advantage, Arcade Fire, Frightened Rabbit, The National)
Food: I like lots of different kinds of food. The best things that I make are butter chicken, antijitos, and lasagna cupcakes. If I am eating out my first choice is probably pub-type food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music - Rob no function music well without.
Family - Friends included.
Exercise - Exercise & diet changed my life. I couldn't give up working out even if it sucks some days.
Goals - I like to set my personal goals quietly, but I do need them to drive my ambition in life.
Humour - I am very into comedy!
Glasses - I am fairly blind without them. And by fairly I mean incredibly.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

and beer

and food

and beer

In all seriousness lately I spend a lot of time thinking about what I'm going to do to relax. I can get very focused on my goals and I'm learning to focus a little more on having fun.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to bed at a time that suggests I don't know how to party. Usually Friday is a night to relax. Options include movies, video games, beer and pants.

Sometimes I like to go out and be more adventurous on a Friday but I still can't promise you pants.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I tear up during approximately 50 percent of all movies.
There may or may not be some Kesha on my iPod. WHO'S ASKING?!

Although those are both true a more serious one might be that I lost about 100lbs in two years after university.
You should message me if
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you have read/skimmed my whole profile and are still here. Also...

How many guys on here own an appliance specifically for making various types of mini pies? You can't even hold your fingers back from messaging me now. The attraction is undeniable.