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noisyNeighbor

25 M Bellevue, WA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 4
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Gujarati (Fluently), Hindi (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to live in the moment and take life as it comes. Improvising is what I do best :)
I'm surprisingly passionate about work and what I do. People seem to pick up on it real quick and roll with the good times.
I'm also curious about the world and all the people in it, including you too!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Recent college grad working as an engineer. On the side I like to pursue my true passion: teaching and helping others learn. I teach AP Computer Science at a high school.

Of course strumming a little guitar, going out for drinks, playing xbox and ocassionally meditating never hurts.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Looking back at life and saying to myself, "that was one helluva adventure." Simultaneously saying yes to almost anything that comes my way followed by getting really psyched about it. Enjoying the trait of looking for and appreciating novelty in a new experience.

Other folks have said I'm pretty good at listening, but I don't believe them.

With great goofyness comes great intellect. Yes I thoroughly enjoy spending a fair bit of my time learning and engaging in stimulating conversations about education, comp sci, reasonable use of technology to maintain a decent level of privacy, coming up with novel ideas in the shower, asking people for help in a grey area etc...

My personal favorite is questioning society and the odd stereotypes it has managed to hammer in our heads. I particularly enjoy shattering people's preconcieved notions and pleasantly surprise them with my versatality ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My loud laughter and jovial+curios nature that surrounds it. I've gotten compliments on my enthusiasm :)

Maybe if I look in the mirror and pretend I'm somebody else, I notice my long eyelashes and big brown eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm gonna keep this list short on purpose.
A) it would bore me
B) it would probably bore you too
C) i'm truly lazy to go back and check all of that, so here's the literally 5 second content from the top of my head:

Books: Five Point Someone, The Human Zoo
Movies: Star Wars (specifically chewbacca), A beautiful mind, social network
Shows: Futurama, Family guy, How I met your mother, Archer
Food: Jalapeno Cheetos,
Coffee: salted caramel mocha

Done

I bet most of you probably sifted though your libraries and listed practically every title for the book section and just revisited netflix to list your favorite movies :P
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My personal time
Snowboard
Guitar
Sleep
Alcohol/The Party
Phone
Good internet access
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
NOW! How can I make now fun? How can I make it interesting. What can I do right now to put a smile on your face? How can I make sure you have a good time so that I have a good time?

I also think about how many chances of meeting new people are lost just because one doesn't have the courage and/or motivation to go up to people and say, "hey" and smile :)

How there's absolutely no possible way for a guy to admire a girl's beauty without looking like a creep because some of those guys have really creeped the shit out of those girls fucking up any chances the rest of us guys have at flirting :/ damn those guys!

What would life be like if I was born in a different country or even a different century.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most likely haven't gotten/spent the time to make plans for the weekend and just realizing, "shit, it's weekend already" sooo probably hittin up friends to hangout/drink or if it's really cold and I don't want to go outside: I'll end up catching up on my collection of xbox games :)

If it's been a long/rough week at work, I'll definitely grab a beer before any of the above occurs.

There may be rare occassions of me coming back home and faceplanting on my bed without giving a single fuck! But that has only happened on a weeknight for most part (i guess).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I secretly love mussed-up hair on a girl, even though she usually doesn't :P
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're tired of getting mesages like: "hi there, wanna fuck?" Or "Hi, wassup?" Or simply sick of looking at pictures of abs with nothing else in the profile...jk

If you feel like, "hmm... This guy's kinda cute. Wouldn't hurt to flirt a little ;)"

If you've had a rough week and just want to say hi so that I can make you smile by saying something silly/goofy.

If you're having a bad day and just want to cheer up :) People claim I'm cheerful. This would be a great way to put it to test.

If you really want to start a hilariously silly conversation, you should definitely message me with nothing but just 1 character - your favorite character in the alphabet.