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noitev

23 M Ridgewood, NJ

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
UPDATE: I'm still single

I'm a very bored individual who will be extremely surprised if you came across this profile without having seen a message from me first. I like second hand smoke and snowy landscapes. I like bitcoins and trying new things (did a kickstarter recently). I'm very honest and a good listener too.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I sit around and delude myself by thinking I know what I'm doing with my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pretending I know what I'm talking about. Being awkward when people around me act normal and acting normal when people around me act awkward.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair or my horrible skin disease.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite book is Goodbye Blue Monday but I don't read that much physical stuff.

Movies I like include- falling Down, Anything by Kubrick, Dogtooth, Oldboy, anything by Tarantino, there's too many to list. My favorite series is the Everything will be ok series. So much so that even if you don't care about me I think you should watch at least the first movie on youtube since its beautiful.

I don't watch much TV but I love children's hospital.

There's way too much music to list and I like practically any genre except new country. Minus the Bear, Air, Boards of Canada, Real Estate, Sigur Ros and Radiohead are my favorites right now.

I like italian and am always in the mood for hibachi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My ears
The internet
Doggies
Arnold Palmer (The beverage)
Terrible Music
You :Wink:
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The space between spaces and relativity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
playing magic cards with friends nearby
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not as crazy as this profile implies, honest.

Never had a romantic relationship ever
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you can breathe or can formulate any structures of letters, symbols and numbers that I can interpret. You want attention (It can be mutual). Also I beg of you to message me if there's something you hated about this profile, I'm curious how normal people think.