24 Suffern, NY
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My self-summary
Hello there! I'm a lonely person who needs to find someone to travel the world with. I would love to visit Russia, Mexico, Cuba and Ethiopia; places with wonderful scenery and won't extradite to the United States. Money isn't an issue, be a real life Bonnie!
What I’m doing with my life
Hiding, Selling diamonds, and looking for that special someone!
I’m really good at
Pinball, Card games, Lockpicking, and cryptography.
The first things people usually notice about me
They don't, blending in is imperative.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I hope you like Aphex Twin because my old partner would always bitch about me listening to it on the way from the jewelry store. Clearly doesn't understand that drivers get radio.
Also like Fleet Foxes, Jaga Jazzist, ATCQ, and Real Estate.

Fan of Rick and Morty and Mr. Show

It's such a beautiful day, Falling Down, Pulp Fiction, WALL-E, and Airplane!
The six things I could never do without
My Computer
My Visa
My cats Mishu and Pronto
My Flip-Flops
My phreaking box
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The invasion of privacy the government gets away with. That location of that rock where the stash is.
On a typical Friday night I am
playing cards with friends. Eating out. Listening to house music on low volume.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Umm... I, Uhh...
You should message me if
If you know whether I fired six shots or only five.
You wanna chat or debate about something that's on your mind.
You can use Public-Key Cryptography.
Secret handshakes?