Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


36 Brooklyn, NY Man


Similar users

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23-35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 23
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
English (Fluently), Greek (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
New Orleans to NYC
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
planning my escape from my day job working for an oil co. ... (update ... goal achieved as of 8/2014.. goal oriented)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my blinding white smile.. then my dentures.. in that order..
(and that i like to shortchange the ellipsis by one ".")
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
favorites? i’m not one for absolutes… soooo

books – mostly nonfiction, but like fiction just the same

movies – everything with the exception of horror(ible).. and i have a soft spot for dead poets society... and dirty rotten scoundrels

shows – too many good and bad shows to list... tv is the new novel

music – anything that moves me (figuratively & literally)

food – varied
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
constant praise

opposable thumbs


literary license (renewal 03/08/2019)

the inability to sacrifice six things

okcupid questions
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
see section "what i'm doing with my life"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
giving myself a Saturday night pep talk in the bathroom mirror
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i have a small scar near my lower abdomen, and i like to tell girls was the result of a pocket knife fight with a Swiss mugger…
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
a. you want to give me the benefit of the doubt despite my profile
b. you have constructive criticism about my profile that i would more than likely become defensive about
c. you find it somewhat grating when people speak in outline form
d. you want this as your wedding song
e. all of the above