Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
17 time World Welter Weight Champion in Shadow-Boxing
lost to Daniel Larusso in the first round of the 1984 San Fernando
Valley Mix Martial Arts Tournament
fluent in mandarin via studying tatoos at the gym
defeated 'Glass Eye' Glenn in the 2008 World Staring
commissioned by Pope Benedict XVI for a Magic Eye of Eggs Benedict
being eaten at the Last Supper
lost the Ultimate Fighting Championship to Azerbaijan’s Gorki "The
Yeti" Yashar on a judge’s decision
completed the Iditarod depite losing 3 dogs and one toe to
successfully brokered an Israeli-Palestinian time-share for the
Tel-Aviv Tower & Condos
disqualified from the Boston Marathon after allegedly tripping the
leader, Kenya's Jonathan Ndambuki, 7 meters from the finish
3-time All-State Solo Ball-Room Dancing Champion
ghostwrote "For the Love of The Game- The Official Autobiography of
2nd PLACE - 2011 National Spelling Bee ... (lost to Pashtwan Gupta
ALTERNATE - Men's 400 meter Breaststroke - 2000 Sydney
ALTERNATE - Men's 100 meter Freestyle - 2004 Athens Olympics
People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive (Honorable Mention)
#31 in Fortune Magazine's "30 under 30" Issue
Won 1st (AND 2nd) place in the 2007 Nathan’s Competitive Eating
Contest by edging out world champ Kobayashi and then proceeding to
eat him as well
I have a 5-4-1 record in light saber duels with Darth Vader
3 out 4 dentists recommend me
5 out 5 dental hygienists recommend me
2009 Oscar for Best Foreign Film by an American
Speechwriter for Presidents Carter through Clinton.
Inadvertently took a bullet for the Governor of Hawaii
2006 NBA Slam-Dunk Contest Runner-up
Person of the Year for the following Publications:
Time Magazine (1989, 2006)
Cigar Aficionado (2007)
Good Housekeeping (2011)
Harvard Business Review (1999)
2010 Latin Grammy for smash hit single 'Mi pollo no tiene
2005 Launched a failed clothing line 'Back Phat' with Russell
Choosey moms choose me..
What I’m doing with my life
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planning my escape from my day job working for an oil co. ...
(update ... goal achieved as of 8/2014.. goal oriented)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my blinding white smile.. then my dentures.. in that order..
(and that i like to shortchange the ellipsis by one ".")
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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favorites? i’m not one for absolutes… soooo
books – mostly nonfiction, but like fiction just the same
movies – everything with the exception of horror(ible).. and i have
a soft spot for dead poets society... and dirty rotten
shows – too many good and bad shows to list... tv is the new
music – anything that moves me (figuratively & literally)
food – varied
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
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literary license (renewal 03/08/2019)
the inability to sacrifice six things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
see section "what i'm doing with my life"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
giving myself a Saturday night pep talk in the bathroom mirror
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i have a small scar near my lower abdomen, and i like to tell girls
was the result of a pocket knife fight with a Swiss mugger…
You should message me if
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a. you found any of what i've mentioned remotely appealing
b. you have constructive criticism about my profile that i would
more than likely become defensive about
c. you find it somewhat grating when people speak in outline
d. you want this
as your wedding song
e. all of the above
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