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35 M New Orleans, LA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:02pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Greek (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
17 time World Welter Weight Champion in Shadow-Boxing

lost to Daniel Larusso in the first round of the 1984 San Fernando Valley Mix Martial Arts Tournament

fluent in mandarin via studying tatoos at the gym

defeated 'Glass Eye' Glenn in the 2008 World Staring Championship

commissioned by Pope Benedict XVI for a Magic Eye of Eggs Benedict being eaten at the Last Supper

lost the Ultimate Fighting Championship to Azerbaijan’s Gorki "The Yeti" Yashar on a judge’s decision

completed the Iditarod depite losing 3 dogs and one toe to frostbite

successfully brokered an Israeli-Palestinian time-share for the Tel-Aviv Tower & Condos

disqualified from the Boston Marathon after allegedly tripping the leader, Kenya's Jonathan Ndambuki, 7 meters from the finish line

3-time All-State Solo Ball-Room Dancing Champion

ghostwrote "For the Love of The Game- The Official Autobiography of Michael Jordan"

2nd PLACE - 2011 National Spelling Bee ... (lost to Pashtwan Gupta on "autochthonous"...)

ALTERNATE - Men's 400 meter Breaststroke - 2000 Sydney Olympics

ALTERNATE - Men's 100 meter Freestyle - 2004 Athens Olympics

People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive (Honorable Mention)

#31 in Fortune Magazine's "30 under 30" Issue

Won 1st (AND 2nd) place in the 2007 Nathan’s Competitive Eating Contest by edging out world champ Kobayashi and then proceeding to eat him as well

I have a 5-4-1 record in light saber duels with Darth Vader

3 out 4 dentists recommend me
5 out 5 dental hygienists recommend me

2009 Oscar for Best Foreign Film by an American

Speechwriter for Presidents Carter through Clinton.

Inadvertently took a bullet for the Governor of Hawaii

2006 NBA Slam-Dunk Contest Runner-up

Person of the Year for the following Publications:
Time Magazine (1989, 2006)
Cigar Aficionado (2007)
Good Housekeeping (2011)
Harvard Business Review (1999)
Tigerbeat (1987-1994)

2010 Latin Grammy for smash hit single 'Mi pollo no tiene plumas"

2005 Launched a failed clothing line 'Back Phat' with Russell Simmons

Choosey moms choose me..
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
planning my escape from my day job working for an oil co. ... (update ... goal achieved as of 8/2014.. goal oriented)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my blinding white smile.. then my dentures.. in that order..
(and that i like to shortchange the ellipsis by one ".")
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
favorites? i’m not one for absolutes… soooo

books – mostly nonfiction, but like fiction just the same

movies – everything with the exception of horror(ible).. and i have a soft spot for dead poets society... and dirty rotten scoundrels

shows – too many good and bad shows to list... tv is the new novel

music – anything that moves me (figuratively & literally)

food – varied
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
constant praise

opposable thumbs

_________________ (blank spaces)

literary license (renewal 03/08/2019)

the inability to sacrifice six things

okcupid questions
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
see section "what i'm doing with my life"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
giving myself a Saturday night pep talk in the bathroom mirror
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i have a small scar near my lower abdomen, and i like to tell girls was the result of a pocket knife fight with a Swiss mugger…
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
a. you found any of what i've mentioned remotely appealing
b. you have constructive criticism about my profile that i would more than likely become defensive about
c. you find it somewhat grating when people speak in outline form
d. you want this as your wedding song
e. all of the above