I am in a relationship. It is important to me, and not negotiable. This is her: chainedpunkgirl. That said, I am polyamorous. I believe it's not cheating if it's not against the rules. As long as everyone's honest, we're all cool.

I love games. Almost all sorts. I love video games, board games, strategy games, word games, role playing games, sex games, but not so much mind games.

I love books, philosophy (ethics, specifically. Not as much interest in philosophy of the mind and such), music, humor, LARP (don't worry about what it is if you don't know), being stupid, and being smart about it.

I am a vegetarian. Mostly. I usually explain it as being an omnivore the way a bear is. If you show a bear a river full of delicious salmon, with a nice berry bush next to it, he will probably eat the berries. But he's not going to let himself starve if fish is all there is. I try to reduce the death I cause. I probably end up eating meat every few months or so, by mistake or because I am too damn hungry to do otherwise. Usually mistake.

So, there you go. The things I feel are most likely going to make you go away. I'm in a relationship, I'm a geek, and i'm one of those weird vegetarian people. Are you still reading? Wow...

Ok, well if you are cool with all of that, I suppose I should thank you for your persistence, and tell you I do have good traits (unless you consider any of the above good traits, in which case, please, message me).

I am intelligent, and capable of holding a decent conversation. I am interested in a variety of things, and I can't imagine we wouldn't find some common interests, and if you are into a bunch of crap I've never even heard of, so much the better! I can't be bored with it if I don't know anything about it!

At the moment, I am working as a security guard at a location I will not mention in case my boss finds this page.

It's ok, a lot of free time to goof off and study for IT certifications, which I am working towards.

I am also living with my fiancee (Remember that? I mentioned it further up. Really, it should NOT come as a surprise when I mention her).

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Do you care what I'm good at? I could say video games, but who the hell cares how good I am at them? I could say arguing, but is that a personality trait anyone WANTS me to have? I could say critical thinking, but that's not really a trait you would care about. I could probably say something sex related, but how would you know if I was lying before we had sex, and could decide for yourself? And really, how the hell would I know? I do have sex with myself, but that's a whole different skill set (I think I'm pretty good at that, though :D).

I'd like to think I am good at all of those things, though.

As far as things you might care about, I am capable of holding a conversation, making an ass of myself, and getting angry people to smile.

They hear me first. I sometimes get excited, and my volume goes through the roof. I like to think of it as enthusiasm. Other people think of it as deafening. I had a girl ask me to stop yelling at her the other day, and I had to explain I wasn't. Which makes me wonder how many people think that. :/

I love books! My favorite books are Chuck Palahniuk novels, the Hitchhiker's Trilogy, Lord of the Rings, Terry Goodkind, Michael Crichton, Piers Anthony, Dragonlance, the Ender series, Sandman, the Watchmen, and any book that happens to be left too close to me will probably get read.

Movies... Not so much. I like Fight Club, The Boondock Saints, zombie movies, and thrillers (not horror, but psychological thrillers, like Saw, silence of the lambs, that kind of thing. It doesn't even really NEED gore to be creepy as all hell). Also, I am stoked as hell about the watchmen movie. And so are you, if you've read the graphic novel.

I like a variety of music. I like techno (Happy hardcore, trance, house, atmospheric, just whatever I happen to feel like at the moment), industrial, classical, some metal, some oldies (doesn't everyone like the beatles?), and whatever else strikes me.

I like foods, but there's none I really LOVE over all others. Chinese food is good, indian is good, mexican is good, italian is good, pizza is good, salads are good. Not a big fan of spicy foods, have a sweet tooth, which is probably part of the reason I'm kinda tubby.

My fiancee, games, books, air, the internet, and friends.

Random shit. Games, philosophy, what I am doing, books, news, just whatever.

Hanging out, maybe playing a game, maybe reading, rarely going out. Probably working if I can get the work.

I kinda like fall out boy. YOU SHUT UP!

Um... Yeah, everything else would be a bunch of sex things, and if you want to know about that, you can click for the WTF report, and let me see yours! Or at least have the courage to ask me; I will answer almost anything, particularly if bribed with letting me ask you personal questions.

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-You want to.

-You are a geek too!

-You like games.

-You are ok with the fact that I am in a polyamorous relationship (keep in mind that if you just wanted to hang out or whatever, that's cool.)

-You are not stupid.

If you fulfill less than half of those, you probably shouldn't bother. C'mon, count. Did you hit 3? Click the little message thingy. Go on. Do it. Stop reading and click it. I said stop. Quit it! All right, you know what? Fuck it. You aren't listening. I give up.

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