Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"It never got weird enough for me."
~ Hunter S.
2014: New York, Tokyo, Macau, somewhere warm. Probably more than
that to come.
I enjoy novelty. Experiences, places, people, all of it. I just
want to be entertained and will do a lot to make sure that boredom
isn't a permanent fixture in my life. Hell, that's why I'm here:
Meet new people, get outside of the everyday.
Either that or I'm bored. Changes each minute.
Pick a song. What does it say about you?
20th Century Boy.
Marc Bolan's an aspirational figure.
except when not.
with no exceptions.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm training to live the life promised me by my corporate masters.
I've suited up and come hell or high water, I'll get my three
martini lunches and business expense accounts... I'm employed by a
professional services firm and really like the trappings of Bay
Street. Still not the 99% or the fabled 1% though.
All the same, I crave new experience. It keeps things moving, it
keeps stasis from creeping in and making itself a sandwich. Stasis
is an unruly guest, someone who makes a mess and doesn't pick up
after itself, something that can come to dominate the scene. Evict
the bastard with the bum's rush.
It's the ever looming threat of the rut that keeps me moving, keeps
my life springing back and forth off bumpers and flashing lights
like a social pinball. When I finally tilt out, I want to at least
have a high score.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Getting things over the finish line with seconds to spare.
- Figuring out convoluted ways to word things on profiles for the
sake of my own entertainment.
- Putting all my faith into the chaotic universe at large, where
the only certainty is that there will always be uncertainty.
- Living out of one carry-on.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- I spend too much time talking about nothing and taking everything
- I laugh at things and people more than is apparently appropriate.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Top three lists that are bound to change...
Lost in Translation (I love Tokyo and will never stop loving
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels (Because it's a lot more
frenetic than Snatch.)
500 Days of Summer (This almost makes me want to move to San
Francisco. People who have done it have advised me
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Anything that involves copious amounts of pork fat
A Song of Ice and Fire (all of it)
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food options other than "junk"
The ability to remain coherent on no-sleep
Something novel to keep my interest
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- What it would be like to be alive after the Singularity occurs.
The Singularity is one of those terms from the sci-fi lexicon
referring to that inflection point where the world changes and
becomes something that is completely incomprehensible to those who
lived prior to it. By definition, I can never really conceive of
what life after the Singularity would consist of, but yet the idea
of it, the dream of being somewhere completely new and open to
discovery, this is what keeps random neurons firing early in the
- Who I should talk to next to get to meet someone even newer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something else. Something new. Routine is anathema.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- Life is meaningless. Life is fun. It's fun because it is
meaningless. A meaningless existence is not restrained by the laws
and mores of others. It is not beholden to the any kind of
ever-disapproving, divine father-figure. Meaning is internal,
self-generating, and everlasting.
- I like the infamy and attention that comes with saying outrageous
things. Don't believe the hype.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You're interesting.
- You were in some way amused by the above.
- You have resisted the urge to savagely beat me for writing this
rambling, self-aware profile.
- You appreciate a good Carl Sagan autotune:
- You enjoy traveling and are open to the possibility of having a
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