Actually, like, life is totes awes mate. Like for real. Mostly you just gotta remember to lift your head up and take a look around. Do you notice how people mostly just stand around slack jawed and terrified of everyone else, apologising when you run into them? Don't be like that. Take a deep breath and remind yourself that no one is looking. Really. Everyone is usually too busy worrying that they're being looked at to care.
I don't like the idea that one day things will all 'work out' and we can live in some kind of dead-time, advertising freeze-frame of low-fat perfection, free from suffering and effort where we don't have to think about things anymore.
I am an excellent cuddler and love making breakfast for two. If chilli-scrambled eggs, bacon, roti and guacamole sound like your thing. You sound like my kind of person. Veganism strikes me as a form of modern asceticism, but each to their own. I'm sorry vegans, so many of you seem like really excellent humans, I just don't think you'd approve my love of bacon. If you can overlook that, please get in touch.
There will be times when I just need you to be the big spoon and tell me I'm pretty and clever and that you like me, despite, or perhaps because of the fact I am incurably myself - somewhere between Agent Dale Cooper, Ignatius Reilly and Ferris Bueller.