I am a male hominid born and raised in NJ. I am not that interesting to the average individual and mostly boring, but oddly intriguing to the rest. I like to talk a lot and about weird things. I have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and an odd sense of humor. I'm an atheist who swings toward the left wing, and can't stand religious fundamentalist lunatics. I am truly a lover of all animals. If you go out of your way to kill insects who want no business with you in the first place, you're an asshole. Rhetorical questions are a waste of time – there are already enough real questions to ask. So there's a bit about me. Only the surface, but enough to grease the wheels.

I am almost finished with my Philosophy BA at Montclair State University. I'm planning on going to grad school, but for now, I'm looking for a position in human resources.

Giving advice, being nervous about stupid things, listening to others, sounding like everyone else on every dating site on the web, remembering random pieces of information, being a homo-sapien, reading others, and smelling things.

My eyes, my humor, and I think my overall vibrant, comical, and talkative personality. Actually, this is what I hope they're noticing.

(A)The Handmaid's Tale, Oryx and Crake,Naked, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, Holidays on Ice, and Me Talk Pretty One Day, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Catcher in the Rye, Plato's Republic, The God Delusion
(B) I Love You Phillip Morris, Saw II, Richard Dawkin's The Root of all Evil, 28 Days Later, The Count of Monte Cristo, Pink Flamingos, The Fifth Element.
(C) Modest Mouse, Bjork, Smashing Pumpkins, Dresden Dolls, Lilly Allen, Fiona Apple, Jeffree Star, Queens of the Stone Age, Indie, Rock, Industrial....
(D) Japanese, Chinese, shitty unhealthy things which I'm cutting out, various Italian Pickins', Vegan and Vegitarian "meats", Indian, English, Scottish, and Mexican fare. I'm also especially fond of Batchelor's Baked Beans. They are imported from Ireland and are so AMAZING they deserve honorable mention. Pick a can up in the ethnic foods section. If they don't have Batchelor's go with Heinz Original Baked Beans; not the American kind! make sure it's the imported one from England. Trust me, it's worth it. You'll be an addict.

1. My Edward Charles (cat).
2. Skepticism.
3. My liver.
4. Philosophical inquiry.
5. Stuff that Apple makes.
6. The ability to change this list.

What kind of person I want to meet; my past; my future; stuff; things; why people itch sometimes; crazy evangelical christians; how bad the right wing is; thinking; why we think; how we think; consciousness; how good it feels to feel things that are good; a world without republicans; how much I'm going to spend on taxes in my life; how or when I'm going to die; my OCD; my sadness; my happiness; my animals; how to spend money; society; how I could be different; my weight; my insatiable hunger for Batchelor's baked bean;, how to make better Seitan (pronounced SAY-tan); the origin of morality; the Socratic Method; Existentialism; Epistemology; how to apply Philosophy to my life; sleeping and why evolution hasn't phased it out; my cat's goddamn cute son-of-a-bitch-bastard face.

Doing what everyone else is doing.

I have an unrelenting fetish for gingers. Oh, and I like classical music.

you don't mind inconveniencing a few electrons...