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non-stop_static

37 Kitchener, Ontario, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jul 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a bit of a goof.
I have a tendency to laugh at the wrong moments and take laughing matters too seriously.
I love music, whether listening to it or making it.
I don't really care about professional sports of any kind.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
working, learning, daydreaming, walking, talking, robot dancing, laundry, eating, taking out the garbage, thinking, drinking, playing games, listening to music
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-staying calm
-falling asleep
-walking quickly
-reaching the top shelf
-avoiding tonal fluctuations when speaking
-neck beard
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height; long legs; perpetual scratching due to neck beard, fleas, lice, bedbugs, dandruff, underarm fungus; flatulence and associated aromas; persistent nagging tone (both of voice and flatulence)...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
-I'm an rdio.com subscriber and I love it
-I spend way more time listening to music than watching shows or movies. I do enjoy various HBO shows though, and all those artsy movies and docs
-Books = Kurt Vonnegut, Mary Roach, Louis-Ferdinand Celine + others
-I will eat pretty much anything and enjoy it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-maximum pleasure / minimum regret
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing the same thing I typically do, obviously
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I lied about the robot dancing.
You should message me if
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you wanna.