Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

non-stop_static

37 M Kitchener, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
May 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
I'm a bit of a goof.
I have a tendency to laugh at the wrong moments and take laughing matters too seriously.
I love music, whether listening to it or making it.
I don't really care about professional sports of any kind.
What I’m doing with my life
working, learning, daydreaming, walking, talking, robot dancing, laundry, eating, taking out the garbage, thinking, drinking, playing games, listening to music
I’m really good at
-staying calm
-falling asleep
-walking quickly
-reaching the top shelf
-avoiding tonal fluctuations when speaking
-neck beard
The first things people usually notice about me
My height; long legs; perpetual scratching due to neck beard, fleas, lice, bedbugs, dandruff, underarm fungus; flatulence and associated aromas; persistent nagging tone (both of voice and flatulence)...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-I'm an rdio.com subscriber and I love it
-I spend way more time listening to music than watching shows or movies. I do enjoy various HBO shows though, and all those artsy movies and docs
-Books = Kurt Vonnegut, Mary Roach, Louis-Ferdinand Celine + others
-I will eat pretty much anything and enjoy it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-maximum pleasure / minimum regret
On a typical Friday night I am
doing the same thing I typically do, obviously
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I lied about the robot dancing.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends