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noncorrosive

28 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.90m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am an adult human male and recovering academic. I had assumed for some time that by this point I would be just about finished with my PhD and maybe already be a brilliant professor of something or other. That did not happen. Also, it's probably too late for my original childhood plan of being an astronaut. I'm in the process of coming up with something else. In the meantime I am working several different jobs, writing a lot (a mostly useless habit of many former academics I think), enjoying city life while fantasizing about the wilderness, eating paleo/primal food, and generally thriving in pretty much every way.

I have formed a very rewarding and successful partnership with: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Noncaustic
You should check her out. I spend most of my time with her.

I enjoy making my own fun and my own soap. I do not spend money in bars or restaurants and the only places I usually go out to are the homes of friends, public parks and gardens, and museums/art galleries. My favourite activities are reading books, walking around in the woods, and drinking wine and dancing in low lighting.
What I’m doing with my life
-Kicking ass and taking names.

-Bucking the system and sticking it to the man.

-Whistling while I work.

-Thinking about where my food comes from.

-Delivering things to people, watching other people take important tests, sitting in my underwear entering data into Excel spreadsheets.

-Reading lots of books.
I’m really good at
Writing, research, dealing with vicious animals, sprinting short distances, lifting heavy things, reaching things in high places, skinning rabbits, eating quickly, growing a beard.
The first things people usually notice about me
-The fact that I'm not wearing pants, or shoes.
-The amount of hard-boiled eggs I'm eating in public.
-How stunningly good-looking I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
War and Peace, His Master's Voice, House of Leaves, Dune, Neuromancer, anything by Iain M Banks,Thus Spoke Zarathustra.

2001: A Space Odyssey, The Empire Strikes Back, Inland Empire, nature documentaries (David Attenborough)

Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Archer

Ratatat, The Beatles, Spoon, Philip Glass, Dan Deacon

Grass-fed beef, wild boar, organ meat, duck eggs, hot peppers, cauliflower, the soup-bone cuts of organic free-run chicken, celery root
The six things I could never do without
My instinct here is to be snarky and say things like oxygen, water, food, etc. However, that's probably not the point of the question, so I will say books, friendship, fresh food, the company of beautiful women (an important subset of friendship), silence, and dancing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sustainability, space exploration, food, women, evolution, the super-massive black hole at the center of the galaxy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday night is arts and crafts night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Piercings of any kind really freak me out. It's almost a phobia. Yes, even the ears... maybe especially the ears. I'm sorry. No, you can't fix me.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
I do occasionally send messages, but I mostly decline to get lost in the constant barrage of "hey beautiful," "hey how are you today," etc. it seems the ladies get on here, so I definitely encourage you to send me a message if you'd like to. Just because I've looked at your profile and haven't said hi doesn't mean I wouldn't want to talk to you.
Message me especially if:

-We have a match percentage over 90 OR we have a match percentage under 50 (those have been some of the most interesting interactions I've had so far.) Or, yknow what? Anywhere in between as well, whatever.

-You want to be friends with me.

-You also dislike wearing shoes and pants.

-You want to come over and do arts and crafts with a chill crowd of people.

-You want to play some cool board games.

-OR you are a sassy older lady with a ton of money and you want to take me out to fancy parties and expensive dinners. I can clean your pool or scrub the deck of your yacht or whatever.