TL;DR: I am a word salad slut. If you're interesting and the planets are well aligned, I'll probably message you huge, rambling messages forever. I am the polar opposite of those "hey ur hot want to meet up 4 a beer" guys. (In all likelihood I won't send you pictures of my cock either.) Which means I'm complete rubbish at the "dating" part of "internet dating," but to each their own. It's not that I mind, it's just that I love the sound of my own keyboard. I love sharing stories, ideas, points of view, blah blah blah. I don't message anyone without text in their profile, but I do message profiles without pictures. I'm not here just to score mad poon. (But hey, if you're offering...) My replete mailbox has plenty of love for guys/lesbians/asexuals as well. & even my TL;DRs are too long.
I enjoy cheeseburgers and science, because cheeseburgers are tasty and because science provides me with nuggets such as:
"We know that the preferred mating style of most mammals is from behind, where the shape and color of animal buttocks is a beacon of fertility, but as humans grew to walk upright, our mating style changed too. Thus, the female breasts mimic the shape of buttocks (a theory by Desmond Morris) as we perform coitus face to face. It's no wonder we find both equally arousing."
Isn't that wonderful? I also like dogs, cats, and programming computers. Mathematics has very little to do with numbers, but I like both numbers and mathematics. There's something wrong with my brain, making it want to solve puzzles even though that doesn't really get me laid (much).
Books. Books. Books. I like books and music. Music. MUSIC.
Learning new things is my favorite pastime. I want to understand everything.
I'm introverted, abstract, intuitive, intellectually curious, analytical, casual, impulsive, open -- which spells out personality type INTP if that means anything to you, though I really wish I was ENTP or XNTX. Enneagram 5w4.
Here's a joke:
Q: How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a light-bulb?
It's hilarious. Trust me.
SEE THIS JOURNAL POST for various semi-interesting randomness, anecdotes, and ice-breakers if you actually want to know more.
Jeg er en meget seriøs og alvorlig mann. Livet er for kort til at en kan kaste bort tiden på hensiktsløse hobbyer og romantiske svermerier. Jeg tolererer ikke barnslighet og synes at en burde vise litt folkskikk og oppføre seg som voksne mennesker her i verden. Kunst er for de som er for late til å foreta seg noe skikkelig. Jeg kan ikke fordra bortskjemte mennesker som ikke setter pris på verdien av en krone. Hva politikk angår, så synes jeg Norge hadde hatt godt av om vi vendte tilbake til noen av de mer tradisjonelle verdiene vi hadde før alle denne nymotens liberalismen; "progressivitet" er bare en unnskyldning for å kunne være umoralsk og lat. Jeg vil gjerne ha meg frabedt all form for sarkasme annet tull.
Jeg er her for giftemål og barn og vil kun ha saklige henvisninger. Gud må være en viktig del av livet ditt.
I am ADHD, brb, and
Update: my other profile for when I was working in Poland for six months: OURARDORS (full disclosure yay! more words yay!)