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34 • Austin, TX • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 24–44
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Today – 6:43am
- 5′ 9″ (1.76m)
- Body Type
- Used up
- Dropped out of space camp
- Rather not say
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t want kids
- Has dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently)
Remembering every lyric to 80s/90s one hit wonders that I haven't heard in ten years
Oh, and I'm hella fat, so if you're not into it, jog on.
MOVIES: Wet Hot American Summer!!! Back to the Future, Hot Rod, The Blues Brothers, Clue, Real Genius, Raising Arizona, The Jerk, Better Off Dead, Tapeheads, The Ladies Man, Let The Right One In, Revenge of the Nerds, The Big Lebowski, Black Dynamite, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Role Models, the collected works of John Waters, David Lynch, Wes Anderson. I firmly believe that Uncle Buck is the greatest movie of all time, and also that The Godfather is overrated garbage.
MUSIC: Currently OBSESSED with Beach House. Like, I cannot stop listening to them. The Clash, The Misfits, The Cure, Nick Cave, Neutral Milk Hotel, Roxy Music, Brian Eno, 70s Glam, 60s girl groups, Siouxsie, Sleater-Kinney, Hall & Oates, PJ Harvey, Little Richard, Motown, The Smiths, Arcade Fire, Black Lips, King Khan & BBQ, The Thermals, Le Tigre, Bikini Kill, Janet Jackson, Taylor Dane, Bonnie Tyler, Salt n Pepa, anything with surf guitar, 80s synthpop, the collective bands of Jack White, lo-fi, hi-fi, sideways-fi, pretty much. I do have a weakness for certain pop hooks.
TV: The State, The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Twin Peaks, Spaced, Garth Marengi's Darkplace, The Wire, The Eric Andre Show, Parks & Rec, Brooklyn 99, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire, Jimmy Fallon, 30 Rock, Community, Anthony Bourdain, Conan, Daily Show & Colbert, Archer, Venture Bros, The Heart She Holler, and so on.
PODCASTS: Comedy Bang Bang, Welcome To Night Vale, How Did This Get Made, WTF, Mike And Tom Eat Snacks, Topics with Michael & Michael
FOODS: Most things, really, but thai, bbq, and especially Pho, which is probably the world's most perfect food.
My dog, Dickripper
A good book
Old school Vans hi-tops
Comedy Bang Bang: the podcast
A sense of humor
Does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body? I dunno.
Is it possible to overdose on a Vick's Vapo-Inhaler?
Alternately, we probably won't get along if you're racist, homophobic, anti-feminist, anti-abortion, a heavy drug user, a juggalo, super into wrestling or a fan of nickleback-style buttrock, if you're religious, if you're white and have dreads, or if you consider yourself politically conservative. Not that I'm comparing all of those things, I just wouldn't want to waste anybody's time.
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