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nonretard

31 M San Jose, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:22am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio, and it matters a lot
Education
Job
Construction
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It's quite an interesting idea to try to describe yourself with enough depth to seem interesting but with as few words as possible so as not to make the reader lose interest .
Soooo Short n sweet...
I am Bob
I am always working or doing responsible things and am on here looking to meet new people outside of my daily norm . I am a SELF sustained adult that doesn't wanna bar it up to meet women For friends or otherwise .

The unabridged version ...... Take a deep breath because here we go ... Hahaha
when it comes to interpersonal relationships .
I accept people of all walks of life , as long as they are realistic with their expectations and are honest about pretty much everything . Fake and Shady people are no bueno :-/

I spent 4 years abroad and have been around people from all walks of life ! Jungle tribes , poverty and shanty towns , 3rd world countries are no joke ....
That being said I am pretty empathetic when it comes to people . I accept people for who they are . I have no use for people who are more focused on what others think and what society thinks than they are about having self respect and developing the depth of their character.
I value depth of character far more than beauty or materialism .

With that in mind , please know that most exhibitions of the human ego and all negative attributes that it may encompass will make any type of long term commitment improbable in the stereo typical monogamous situation .
So just because I am nice and because that sentence had more than 3 syllables I will spell it out plain and clear ...constantly being confrontational or self centered and having childish and argumentative attitudes will cause me to hit the eject button and go back to my happy life of not having negativity around me ... No offense but that is a very repetitive wasteful process I am not willing to be part of .

I am pretty realistic ... I am comfortable being single and I have no need to just get laid by hundreds of random strangers or settle ... I know what I like and what I want when it comes to chemistry with an individual . Otherwise I would already be married with 3 bastard children and 50lbs over weight paying alimony and In love with every good hearted woman I meet ...
That's really not me

So while surfing the web about scorpios I came across this excerpt that accurately describes me in a relationship and is far more eloquent than i could ever hope to be ! Hahaha

http://www.astrology.com.au/astrology/astrology_tips/scorpio.html

Seems pretty damn accurate !

So....
Superficially.... when it comes to my potential romantic interest ..
I find myself attracted to women with long hair and full lips , hips and thighs ...... but who doesn't like all these things right ? Beyond the physical specifics ONLY put here to keep everyone realistic ...

For Friendship you just need to be sane , happy and Honest !
Pretty simple right ?

Other than that , about me ...
I am a genuine blue collar type of guy and I don't pussy foot around about anything verbally or otherwise .( if you couldn't tell already) I handle situations in the most direct manner possible and find negativity , rudeness and self centered behaviors to be unhealthy and wasteful . I only have so much time and I'm not going to spend it wastefully..
When it comes to my style am a hybrid type of character that doesn't really fit into any specific scene . Not to say I'm a socially awkward penguin ! I am more of a GGG crossed with bad luck Brian than anything ! =P
I've just been all over the country and the world and have a lot of knowledge ,understanding and life experiences. And haven't found my comfy social niche in san jose so to speak .....

So that being said
I am open to meeting people for friendship or more especially creative people who would like to introduce me to new hobbies and social groups or a workout buddy !!! I could totally use someone who is interested in keeping fit ! Ya know what they say couples that play together stay together !! ... on the other hand IF the chemistry is electric ... just let me ravage them in bed all day and night !! That's cardio right !? .... Haha well i guess we will just see what happens ...
And as a further note .... I am not restrained by societies idea of traditional relationships ... I am not planning on fathering children or marriage . If these are necessary long term goals for you to achieve with me , then things might not work too well in a typical monogamous situation ....

Oh and just to get it out of the way , when picking my username I noticed there are a lot of unintelligent people on here ....
Im sorry but think about it , Who doesn't like to laugh, or care about their friends and family , enjoy going out or staying in , eating food and spending time with friends ..... Blah blah blah blah blah

It's called a description ... You know the things that make you different from the rest of the world .
Half of the profiles on here are the same description I could give my dog .... Just saying hahahha
Hence the username ...

TL;DR
I am a self sustained adult that is adventurous logical and drama fee I am very silly and not afraid of my sexuality or who I am . I am a 50 yr old stuck in the body of a 30 year old that everyone thinks is 23 ! Hahaha
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work 52 hour weeks between two jobs .
working at a machine shop during the week from noon to midnight and construction on my 3 day weekends depending on the season and i try and enjoy my free time on my 3 day weekends as well . I really want to move to Santa Cruz soon so I can relax on the beach all day !
I read a lot on the Internet and enjoy learning as much about the world as I can!
I travel and have randomly sold all my things taken my savings and gone traveling around the world . It was fun and humbling at times ,but i am Not planning on doing it again any time soon =P
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Winning raffles
Alphabetizing coupons
Finding money
Furiously masturbating without sobbing afterward
Bible study
Eating food
Farting in crowded rooms without alerting others
Filling out self summaries
Indirectly Polluting the Environment
Malarkey
Shenanigans
Tom foolery
Bingo
Speaking yiddish
Eating bugs in my sleep
Inappropriate jokes
Lottery scratchers
Kitten photos
Polygamy
Not sending penis pictures to random people
No but really
I'm really good at working with my hands ! Wether it's construction , painting , auto mechanics , or massage ... I'm also very good at interpreting people's behaviors and understanding natural human behaviors and habits
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height .
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I listen to so many genres i grew up on rnb and classic rock in my youth , teenage years was grunge , alternative , heavy metal , metalcore and rock .

I currently love underground hip hop ... Anything from cunninlynguists or qn5 record label
substantial
pack F. M
mos def
common
Jedi mind tricks
guru
gang Starr
blackstar
celph titled
atmosphere
sheisty kriste deacon the villan
mr sos
and any old school living legends is wonderful as well !

Tv wise ... I love top gear ..
Uk version ... Used to watch heroes until cancelled , lost until it was cancelled , house untill it was cancelled ... Dexter ... Weeds until it got too weird ...Game of Thrones , walking dead , and How I met your mother , 30 rock and of course futurama and family guy , anything food network , anything documentary , Anything astronomy related or physics related . Anything narrated by David Attenborough .. Hahahha

I have seen pretty much every good movie known to man , here are a few favorites
Twelve monkeys , trainspotting , swingers , Blow , anything made by Guy Richie , lock stock , revolver , snatch etc .. kids , crash , boogie nights , the princess bride , lord of the rings, super troopers , superbad, tropic thunder , anchorman , harry potter, Star Trek , red state , the list could go on forever !!!

I am totally hooked in Carl Sagan's the cosmos ! Gotta love Netflix !

My favorite books include the emporer wears no clothes , the dancing wu Li masters , the riddle master , the book of five rings , the art of war , anything based on alternative philosophies ,Nietzsche chomsky and Carlos Castaneda...I am currently reading the game of thrones books ...

I am a big lover of podcasts !!! I really love ten minute podcast , joe rogan pod cast , the naughty show with Sam tripoli , pointless with Kevin peirerra and Bryan Callen is ridiculously funny .
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tandoori
Coffee
Gadgets
Knowledge
Movies
Pornstar sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about random human behaviors and the mentality behind them .. I try and predict peoples reactions to avoid putting myself in situations that could force me to be negative to a person .The ego is a very easy thing to understand and it helps me dodge bullets on a daily basis !
And of course ... Sex ... Heeeey dont judge I'm a Scorpio wtf ? It should be instated as a law that due to our libido we should be considered in a sense " mildly handicapped" =P hahaha
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't have a typical Friday night !
Lets make one together 😉
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a undercover geek
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–48
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should message me if chemistry is as important as intelligence and integrity to you !I am very realistic and don't know exactly what kind of relationship I could see myself in ... That being said ... i am also open if you're married , have children or looking for serious commitment , or looking for something less committed ! Life is random as is my level of adaptability in interpersonal relationships !
I guess it just depends on the person approaching me As to what level of intimacy i will have with them ...
But I do know I can't see myself having a real monogamous long term commitment with out chemistry intellect and honesty
If I rated you highly it means I find you to be attractive or your profile piqued my curiosity . Or that my phone was being weird and freezing up .. Hahahha ha
None the less feel free to contact me I actually do read profiles . And seeing as how I have written a small novella over here feel free to write more than hello ...