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noobieinator

44 M Cape Town, South Africa

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 29–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So, I am going to dip my toes in the waters of internet dating. I am a rather ordinary bloke who has a dog, a house, a car and a dying pot plant. A marketing schmo by trade and an actor/writer in years gone by (before bond repayments became a part of my life). For kicks I play golf, watch sport, walk my dog and drink wine. probably more of it than is good for me but I have just crept past the point of caring. I don't like Pinelands. Sorry if that makes me a bad person but the place depresses the bajeezas out of me. Also, to be fair, I am not too partial to velveteen.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Sit at a desk, go to meetings, make coffee, impersonate colleugues and wonder where the hell it is all going.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a friend. Amusing people, keeping in touch, playing golf, being a Da to my dog and touching my nose with my tongue. I am also a writer, but that I do for money.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My daft sense of humour
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog, my books, my car (I'm being practical here), my friends, my family, my internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What would make me happy and how do I get there
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Quite often on my own and loving it, or with my close group of friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like Miley Curus' latest song. I hate myself for it, but I do like it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you would like to chat. We could take it from there. I am not too clued up on all of this so I am playing it by ear.