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noodlepdx

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When moths ate holes in my sweater's sleeve, did I take it lying down? Hell no, I didn't!

JJ Abrams directed this photo.

Brotherly love. On the left. [January 2013]

My best sturgeon face yet.

Trying to blend in. They don't suspect a thing.

I don't care what they say, it's only *mostly* in the wrist.

Black and white = art. It's just a fact. I don't make the rules.

This was taken in the middle of an amiable conversation. I have no idea why my friends look mad and I look like I'm either daydreaming or miming a blowjob (or both?).

I'm not angry, that's just my bitchy resting face.

This is my bitchy active face.