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nooklaloosh

38 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:05pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In Chicago for the week, let me know if you have any good bar recomendations. And back to our regularly scheduled program:

Out looking for some fun with a likeminded woman.

I'm in a committed relationship with one hell of a lady. We have found that life is way more fun when we include other interesting people in it.

If you have not turned back by now we'll probably get along famously. Carry on.

Finally, there is more to all of us than our okc profile. So if your profile screams long term relationship but there is more to it, go ahead and flash the bat signal.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Running, traveling, drinking brown liquids.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Looking like I know what I'm talking about.
Gesticulating
Games that require dexterity but not speed or jumping.
Telling stories (I have a medal to prove this . . and a good story)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Deep voice, large head, lots of hand movement.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Back to the Future, cheap dumplings, good booze, breakfast pizza, olives, NY Mag approval matrix (genius), Led Zeppelin, Gun N' Roses, The Lumineers, Johnny Cash and Waylon Jennings are all awesome things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six? That's weird. My lady, my Taj Majal snow globe, the 747, Gatorade, dictionary.com's word of the day, and my brothers to keep me on my toes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to not end sentences with prepositions. Any copy editors or non grammer morons out there?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Scheming.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I have a girlfriend who finds this profile a turn on.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are slightly off kilter, or a copy editor.

You are turned on by my girlfriend being turned on by this profile. Or it doesn't turn you off.

You think a drink would be fun. I'm not looking for a new best friend, but it is a lot more fun when you like the people you sleep with.

The above makes any sense to you.

Finally, any questions? Ask away.