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noospaper1

26 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My Details

Last Online
Dec 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Greetings! Time traveler from the year 3099 doing research on the the start of the downfall of humanity... I fear I might have said too much.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to adjust to a climate that still has a semblance of an ozone layer. Figuring out this "cooking" thing (I really miss my nutrient IVs). Exercising.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Adjusting my movements with different levels of gravitational pull. Tinkering with jet packs. Breeding extinct animals.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd like to think that people notice how well I've adjusted to this time period and no one has any suspicions that I'm from the future.

So people notice how normal I am, basically.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books
I particularly find 1984 very enjoyable. I like books that depict what could have been a wonderful Utopia compared to what I left behind.

Movies
Jurassic Park XXXV happens to be my favorite in the series.

Shows
My Next Door Martians, Pluto's Weather Channel, Saturn Improvement.

Food
My favorite type of nutrient packet contains nicotine, morphine, alcohol, and sugar.

Music
Justin Bieber. I am so glad to be living in the era where the first living Deity appeared.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My hover board
My holographic contact lenses
My iPhone 1,000s
My telekinesis brain chip
My hyperbolic time chamber
A nice tasty beverage
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How bizarre the human interactions of this era are. The lack of sincerity makes it difficult to understand what people really mean or want.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In the future we've abolished the concept of a "7 day" week and a "24 hour" day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I like to remove my identification chip and go with the flow.
You should message me if
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You would like to educate me in human interaction of this era.