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noospaper1

26 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:09am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Greetings! Time traveler from the year 3099 doing research on the the start of the downfall of humanity... I fear I might have said too much.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to adjust to a climate that still has a semblance of an ozone layer. Figuring out this "cooking" thing (I really miss my nutrient IVs). Exercising.
I’m really good at
Adjusting my movements with different levels of gravitational pull. Tinkering with jet packs. Breeding extinct animals.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'd like to think that people notice how well I've adjusted to this time period and no one has any suspicions that I'm from the future.

So people notice how normal I am, basically.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books
I particularly find 1984 very enjoyable. I like books that depict what could have been a wonderful Utopia compared to what I left behind.

Movies
Jurassic Park XXXV happens to be my favorite in the series.

Shows
My Next Door Martians, Pluto's Weather Channel, Saturn Improvement.

Food
My favorite type of nutrient packet contains nicotine, morphine, alcohol, and sugar.

Music
Justin Bieber. I am so glad to be living in the era where the first living Deity appeared.
The six things I could never do without
My hover board
My holographic contact lenses
My iPhone 1,000s
My telekinesis brain chip
My hyperbolic time chamber
A nice tasty beverage
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How bizarre the human interactions of this era are. The lack of sincerity makes it difficult to understand what people really mean or want.
On a typical Friday night I am
In the future we've abolished the concept of a "7 day" week and a "24 hour" day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I like to remove my identification chip and go with the flow.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You would like to educate me in human interaction of this era.