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28 Sylmar, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Mar 2
White, Other
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I love words, music, films, and television. It helps that I do that creative-type stuff for a living! I can also play any single piano piece in existence, as long it's specifically the first movement of Moonlight Sonata and none of the others.

If I could meet 5 dead people they'd be (in no particular order): Sagan, Lincoln, MLK, Hendrix and Cordwainer Smith. Each of them has influenced my life and opinions in such a way that I wouldn't be the same person without them.

I'd like to go back in time and visit medieval England, but an alternative version of England that has no completely awful plague that wiped out a third of the planet. Mostly because I dislike rats, never mind the mass death. Rats, man.

I like being a cornucopia of random knowledge and facts. I like trivia games. I can usually beat my friends at Trivial Pursuit, but I think that's more because they're bad at it than I'm any good. We'll keep that last part just between us, however. :)
What I’m doing with my life
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I have an overwhelming passion for books, writing, and the process of taking a bunch of unrelated pictures and making a cohesive story - otherwise known as video editing. I work in post-production for reality TV. Additionally, I'm working on an independent feature and do some writing for a video game on the side.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am pretty good at getting along with most anybody. I am a good cook, a good reader and a good conversationalist. I have a moderate vocabulary and etymology fascinates me to no end. I also brew a wicked Scottish ale.

Accidentally using the British spellings of -ize/-ise words. We're in 'Merica damnit.

Not sure if I'm particularly exemplary, but I do enjoy a good pun war.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My impossibly laconic wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Paper Bricks with Turney Pages: Jack Vance, Cordwainer Smith, Ursula K LeGuin, Margaret Atwood, Patrick Rothfuss, The Expanse Series.

Magic Picture Box Projector Screen Images: Lord of the Rings, Pi, Requiem for a Dream, The Big Lebowski, Schindler's List, Moon, Documentaries. I unironically love most musicals. Except Cats. Yikes.

Headphone Noisey Sounds: Bad Religion, Beethoven, Pete Seeger, Jimi Hendrix, Johnny Cash, Paul Butterfield Blues Band, Howlin' Wolf, Gogol Bordello, Sage Francis, J5, Old Black Keys. Blues, all kinds.

Mouthy Stuffy Foodums: Italian, Indian, Mexican, American, Chinese, Thai.

Slightly Smaller Magic Picture Box: Battlestar Galactica, Game of Thrones, Stargates, Star Trek, South Park, Extras, The Wire, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The IT Crowd, Party Down, Rome, Eddie Izzard and Louis CK stand up specials, Carl Sagan is my hero for his Cosmos series.

My favorite accent is of the Scottish variety. I listen to George Galloway on YouTube when I'm bored. Mostly just for his accent.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Freedom, Books, Music, Humor, Internet, and Tropes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Science. Ideas for movies, books or music videos. See if I ever do anything with it. Funny words. Language in general. Science. How to conquer the world. Science. Also, why my cat has such a weird meow. It's more like a loud exhale. She's broken, yet adorable.

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going nuts taking drugs drinking boozing and partying until I fall down. And by those things I mean playing a board game and watching Game of Thrones.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am well aware of the correct pronunciation of "biopic" I just refuse to use it, it is stupid.

That goes for ".gif" as well; "Jiff" can suck it.
You should message me if
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If you've ever read Jack Vance, Cordwainer Smith, or Ursula LeGuin.

No seriously if you read Vance, just message me so we can dork out. We'll have more ringlets than we know what to do with.

You would like to discuss the merits and drawbacks of a free-market pseudocapitalist system as compared to the antonymous system of socialism controlled by a single governing body. Oooooor you want to just talk about how delicious bagels are. Because bagels -- for real.