Self summary...you would think I was applying for a job or something. Well, in a nutshell, I'm a random dude living in Overland Park, originally from CA, working in the mystical field of biology for a small company down the road in Shawnee now that I've wrapped up my Nebraskan grad school adventure. I do your average things like breathe and sleep, but I also do more exciting things like photography, play music, go on adventures with my dog, visit my favorite dive bars and hole in the wall pubs, and other such fanciful things.

Chasing that American dream... well sort of. More like chasing the dream where I make enough money doing my science thing to live back home in the bay area and go surfing and sailing on the weekends. Listen to my tiny violin as I sing you the land locked blues.

Moving objects with my mind and levitating. Or probably more realistic things like my job, running/joggin, bass guitar, photography, and a handful of other tasks and hobbies.

Either that I own a rubber horse mask or that I'm not an amputee. All limbs accounted for.

Pretty much anything intellectually stimulating, or just the opposite, brain dead but funny, anything thrilling, and anything humorous. For example, (movies) Fight Club, Reservoir Dogs, Ink, Seven, and Silent Hill; (shows) My Name is Earl, Breaking Bad, The Eric Andre Show, ATHF, Robot Chicken; (authors) Chuck Palahniuk, Dean Koontz, Richard Dawkins, Michael Crichton.

As far as food is concerned, I serious eat anything and everything, but I do love seafood and all sorts of ethnic foods.

Music is just far too extensive, so either ask me, or be happy with some genres: rock, alternative, punk, post-punk, grunge, indie rock, metal, industrial, ambient electronica, and a bunch of others.

Stuff like food and water... but also my dog, my close friends from back home, music, and of course the internet because I need my fix of cats with pancakes on their heads.

Why they refer to it as "taking a dump" when you're never taking it anywhere. Although I'm sure there are some strange people out there who do.

Either out having a few beers, catching up on my mild Netflix addiction, relaxing around the apt with my dog, or figuring out what the hell I'm doing.

Anything. I'm an open book. Ask and you shall be rewarded...or just answered. I'm not a genie.

I've made you subliminally go "ooh" and "aah", or if it just floats your boat.