Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello! Not to brag.... But I'm super rich! I have a big boat.....
And I have ginormous, fake knockers!!!
Sooo.... None of the above is true. I'm just trying to get your
attention.... And it worked! You are still reading. :)
Thanks for taking the time to peek at my profile. Let's get the
true, boring, mind-numbing statistics out of the way: I have been
divorced 2 1/2 years. ( Last March). After staying home to raise my
kids for 23 years, I have finally decided what I want to be when I
grow up. I am currently going to school to finish my AA and also
get my Certificate in AODS. Hopefully, in the near future, I will
be a drug and alcohol counselor. No, I'm not in recovery. I don't
drink. At all. Never have.... Never will. However, I don't mind if
you are a social drinker.... As long as you don't have issues, I'm
fine with you drinking. Some men have declined dating me based on
the sole reason that I don't imbibe. Which I really don't get!? It
would be like dating a built in designated driver! Also, I don't
need alcohol to unwind, relax, or have fun. I've had people tell me
they would hate to see what I would act like if I did drink!
I'm nice. Ive been told I am very funny. I like to play pranks. I
love being with family and friends. I enjoy being
outdoors......Going for walks, hiking, riding bikes, going to the
beach, skiing, boating. I love to travel, and look forward to
someday going to Ireland and Greece. Hawaii is always
I love getting massages. If you are a good kisser, like wiener
dogs, AND can give a semi-decent massage......Bonus points!!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
As I stated previously, I went back to school in January 2014......
I am both excited and scared for this new adventure, as I have not
attended school in MANY years!
I'm also doing other things, some fun, others not so much..... Like
starting a new job as a sales lead at a women's clothing boutique,
meeting new friends, trying new things and having new experiences.
I took a swing dance class and loved it. I ate an oyster and wanted
My eighteen ear old daughter lives with me, and is my first
priority. She plays water polo and is active in other activities as
well. She has her own life and is super busy..... But she is still
my first priorty. She will be leaving for college in a few months.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, baking, entertaining. I'm famous in these parts (My church
group and friends!) for my homemade hot chocolate mix and
evil,decadent, candy bar brownies. I get along with people
well..... Play nicely with others.. I would like to think I'm a
good mother.....I try to be....But my offspring might think
differently depending on the day. I've been told I am very funny
and I hope and aspire to be a great friend.
I love to garden, entertain and decorate. I don't think Im good at
it, but I enjoyed yoga when I tried it a while back. I really want
to start doing it again. I taught singing to the teenage girls at
my church, and although I'm not really good at it, I LOVED doing
it. I'm always up for organizing a party or event at church or
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes..... My smile..... My bodacious booty. Yup...... I'm
curvylicious... "It's all about the bass... No treble!" So if you
like stick thin women who resemble 12 year old boys..... Move
along, mister..... I'm not the girl for you! :) And P.S....
"Curvylicious" is not code for "Fat"...... There is a difference!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ahhhhh!!!!! There are sooo many answers.... So little space to
write! I love to read, but have not had much time the past several
years. I will read anything except science fiction/fantasy. Right
now, all I have time to read is textbooks for school. :(
I am kind of diverse in what I watch on tv.....The office reruns,
Modern family, The middle, New girl, Mike and Molly , Nurse Jackie,
Mad men, Walking dead, Hell on wheels, Masters of sex, Outlander,
Downton Abby, Whew!! Thank goodness for DVR and the fact that I
have lots of laundry to fold all the time!
I also have a ton of favorite movies. Also very diverse and
random..... So I married an axe murderer..... Count of monte
cristo....Enchanted April... The illusionist.....Elf.... A
Christmas story.... Drop dead gorgeous....Shawshank
redemption....Ferris Buellers day off......And so many more!
As for music, I love all kinds except for Jazz, Country and Rap. I
really enjoy oldies..... 40's big band..... 50's... And of course
80's is the absolute best! Also classical.... Show tunes.....
Favorite artists include John Legend, Christina Perri, Meghan
Trainor, Colbie Caillet, Michael Buble, Bruno Mars.
Mmmmm....... And now for food! One of my favorite subjects..... I
love sushi. (Sushi lounge in Encinitas or Sushi in the ranch). I
love a good burger.... Italian, Thai, Chinese, Mexican. The only
foods I don't like are blueberries and super spicy foods.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family, friends, wiener dog, chocolate, diet coke and I phone.
Ok... I could survive without the last 3 no problem! I recently
gave up diet soda for 32 days and actually survived!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mr. Wonderful..... And if he is really out there.... Somewhere.....
Waiting for me!? What my future holds.... My family....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well, right now I am lying on the couch filling out a questionnaire
for okcupid while something stupid plays in the background on tv.
Last night I was at book club, even though I didn't have time to
read the book.....Sometimes I am at my daughters water polo games,
or at home watching a movie with her. If she is with her dad, or
has plans..... I will go out with friends. I love finding something
new and exciting to do, or try a new restaurant... But staying home
and cuddling with someone is amazing, too. Last Saturday night I
cleaned and organized my purse. That was fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hmmmm..... This is awkward. I'm going to save this question until
later.... After I get to know you. But trust me, it's a juicy
secret..... When I tell it to people.... Their jaw drops open and
they usually say "NO WAY!"
You should message me if
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You like my profile, you think I'm pretty, funny, or want to get to
know me better. :) Please dont message me and waste my time and
yours if you smoke, are still hung up on your ex, live with your
ex, don't like dogs or kids or if you're looking for just hook-ups.
I am here because I want to be in a long term, committed
relationship. We all know what "Casual dating" or "Just friends" is
code for.... And I'm not interested in that. I've also just
recently figured out the "Oh, I'm on here for casual dating but if
it turns into something more I'm open to it" Ploy as well. I'm
getting older and wiser the longer I'm on here. Do I sound bitter?
Sorry... I'm trying not to be!! :)
Please don't contact me if you are under 35 years old. I don't
"Date" younger men. Finally... I don't do long distance
relationships. Really. Ive tried it several times. Please don't
contact me if you live further than 45 minutes away from Carlsbad.
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