Sooo.... None of the above is true. I'm just trying to get your attention.... And it worked! You are still reading. :)
Thanks for taking the time to peek at my profile. Let's get the true, boring, mind-numbing statistics out of the way: I have been divorced 2 1/2 years. ( Last March). After staying home to raise my kids for 23 years, I have finally decided what I want to be when I grow up. I am currently going to school to finish my AA and also get my Certificate in AODS. Hopefully, in the near future, I will be a drug and alcohol counselor. No, I'm not in recovery. I don't drink. At all. Never have.... Never will. However, I don't mind if your are a social drinker.... As long as you don't have issues, I'm fine with you drinkimg. Some men have declined dating me based on the sole reason that I don't imbibe. Which I really don't get!? It would be like dating a built in designated driver! Also, I don't need alcohol to unwind, relax, or have fun. I've had people tell me they would hate to see what I would act like if I did drink!
I'm nice. Ive been told I am very funny. I like to play pranks. I love being with family and friends. I enjoy being outdoors......Going for walks, hiking, riding bikes, going to the beach, skiing, boating. I love to travel, and look forward to someday going to Ireland and Greece. Hawaii is always amazing!
I love getting massages. If you are a good kisser, like wiener dogs, AND can give a semi-decent massage......Bonus points!!