Sooo.... None of the above is true. I'm just trying to get your attention.... And it worked! You are atill reading. :)
Thanks for taking the time to peek at my profile. Let's get the true, boring, mind-numbing statistics out of the way: I have been divorced almost 2 years ( In March). After staying home to raise my kids for 23 years, I have finally decided what I want to be when I grow up. I am currently going to school to get my Certificate in AODS. Hopefully, in the near future, I will be a drug and alcohol counselor. No, I'm not in recovery. I don't drink. At all. Never have.... Never will. However, I don't mind if your are a social drinker.... As long as you don't have issues, I'm fine with you imbibing around me.
I'm nice. Ive been told I am very funny. I like to play pranks. I love being with family and friends. I enjoy being outdoors......Going for walks, hiking, riding bikes, going to the beach, skiing, boating. I love to travel, and look forward to someday going to Ireland and Greece. Hawaii is always amazing!
I love getting massages. If you are a good kisser, like wiener dogs, AND can give a semi-decent massage......Bonus points!!