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post-post-ironic

25 M Concord, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Construction
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
spicy-sour.tumblr.com

I make noise

I don't have a gun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Owning 2 good pairs of jeans and a few good shirts.

Skillz:
Hyperbolic analogies
Drinking more than you
King of the moshpit (no, seriously)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Polite to the staff.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Tell me about all the books you've read.

Movies: Netflix or whatever's playing

TV: King of the Hill forever and ever

Music:
last.fm/user/H1H
I like dance music like this

Stuff like this, too.

Food: I'm on a diet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
House music
Bonfires
Small keepsakes
Black and white
All that shit I tell myself I can't get rid of
Fried egg sandwiches
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How good I look in the mirror after a shower and how bad I look 5 hours later.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Becoming the Megazord.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy.

I swear it was in self-defense.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You enjoy loud, abrasive, and noisy music at a high volume.

You can teach my how to dougie.