33 Waldorf, MD
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My self-summary
**Disclaimer: I have plenty of pictures, for whatever reason okcreepy is saying they are sized wrong and I can't get them on here....And by pictures I mean FULLY clothed pictures so please no more creepy emails.

Brand new to this area of the country, just moved.

What I always find funny is, women are always looking for their "knight in shining armor". Shiny armor doesn't make a Knight, righteous action does, always has, always will.

I'm a huge fan of communication.

I beard.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm 'bout a mile off Old Mill road.
I’m really good at
Cutting/tearing up plastic rings...I once saw a baby skunk with it's head stuck in a yogurt bottle, yeah, not good. Consequently I NEVER litter.
The first things people usually notice about me
My curvacious curves.

I also have an awful beard that I love at the moment. Google "tactical beard" images for an idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Game of Thrones! Vikings. All Quiet on the Western Front. ANY AND ALL FOOD!

Music: Country
The six things I could never do without
Merriam-Websters online dictionary...yes every time I see a word I don't know I have to learn it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cooking up a massive feast then relaxing in my apartment.
You should message me if
If this means anything to you:

You don't have creepy/raper face/traits.

I'm pretty harmless and can guarantee I'll throw your prejudgments of my pictures upside down, so go for it.

***I'm NOT looking for a hookup, so save yourself the time if that's why you're on here.