Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
AAArrrghh!! This is like the first day of a new class when the
instructor wants everyone to go around the room and say something
about themselves. Does anyone enjoy this process?
Well If i have to then here goes.. I am caring without being
smothering I am idealistic without being naive. I am strong without
being authoritative. I am sensitive without being a pushover.I am
relaxed but rigid when it is needed. I prefer quiet to loud. I
prefer to stand back and watch and wait. I love the smell of the
ground after it rains on a hot day. I hate cliche's but they are
there for a reason. I dont know why but i have always wanted to be
stranded on a deserted island. I would give my life for any of my
true friends. I LOVE DOGS!
I miss huge summer thunderstorms. I LOVE MOVIES! seriously I love
movies! ( Not blockbuster Action movies or derivitave shit movies
,but truly great movies) I dont think I could ever live away from
the ocean. I wish i could live in the middle of nowhere next to the
ocean and be a fisherman. I prefer substance to gloss. I am very
coardinated and "good with my hands". I have a very strong work
ethic (thanks dad) I love to talk about current affairs. I will
NEVER let chivalry die. Pleasing you pleases me. I hope you liked
my stream of conscious self-summary. It seemed more entertaining
than the standard summary.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
WOAH!!! WOAH!!!! WOAH!!!!!!! What are you my parents ok cupid? lets
not go there right now ok .
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1) Making people feel at ease when I sense that they are stressed
2) Taking charge when it is needed.
3) Hanging back when it is needed
4) Crossing all of the I's and dotting the T's "shit I fucked that
one up again"
6) pointing out the absurdity of something and lightening the
7) backrubs, anything massage oriented. once i feel comfortable
8) I have the absurd ability of knowing what song is playing on the
radio within the first few seconds of hearing it. Either I have the
most useless superpower or ive had too many jobs involving driving
and being stuck with the radio.
9) throwing surprise party"s
10) romantic couples skating at a rollerdisco!
11) trying really hard to cook you an amazing romantic meal only to
have it fall apart and we end up going out instead. I really wanted
it to be great!!!!
The first things people usually notice about me
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The funny thing about being a quiet person is that people tend to
get the wrong idea about you. Ive had a lot of people tell me,
after they have met me, that they thought I was mean or an asshole
before we met. This could not be further from the truth. Im just
reserved at first and then I open up the door and let you in. I
think it has something to do with growing up in the
Im also very modest so this is hard to say. But here goes ... My
eyes ( ive been dubbed Clooney eyes by friends who get a kick out
making me turn red and feel awkward) and also my smile ( its not
around all the time but when it comes out its great) and I got a
nice butt too!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books) Anythying by Kurt Vonnogut , Stienbeck, John Berger,
Sedarris, Augusten Burroughs, Chuck Klostermann, Studs Turkel, JG
Ballard, Honestly as far as print goes I prefer a short story. Or
an in depth article. I need to read something that makes me stop
and think about the past , the present and the future
I Have a profound love for staring at a beautifully done
Photobook!! I could wander and gaze at a photobook library for the
rest of my life. And trust me I did when I was in art school(I
skipped a lot of classes just because I was enjoying my library
Or an Atlas. I love looking at maps!
Or Anatomy drawings!
Or looking threw other peoples photo collections ( That is one
reason I hate computers. It destroyed the wholesome beauty of
gathering around a book of photos. It's just not the same sitting
around someones computer. )
For the most part I love to spend my time in front of the screen
watching someones portrayal of the word come to life! And as far as
that goes JG Ballards "Empire of the sun" made a huge impression on
me as a kid. Something about being lost and finding your way
through it all.
I could go on for days about movies but im not going to bore you
with that. I will give out a couple favorites as of late
1) Animal Kingdom! Holy Shit!! I almost watched it twice back to
2) Another year . A realistic and soberingly beautiful look at the
point in our lives that most of pop culture avoids.
3)Ace of hearts. It is the most entertaining absurdist french
romantic comedy set in a small village in world war two that you
will ever see. you will love it!
4) Anything by Terrence Malick!!! If you find his movies boring we
might have a problem!
5) midnight in paris. I just wanted to get in that taxi with owen
wilson and enjoy life.
And on the funny side: The mighty Boosh, eastbound and down,
childrens Hospital, Tim and Eric, Wondershowzen, David Cross, Louis
CK, Patton Aswalt. If you think Dane Cook is a good comedian then
we may have different views on what makes someone a
music: I like the good stuff. we talk about that in person.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lately ive been thinking about sailing a lot. It bugs me that I
love the ocean so much and I have lived by it my whole life but I
dont use it. Hopefully soon I will be sailing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing my best to avoid the hell that is a friday night out. I
worked in bars for a long time and you quickly realize that the
last time you want to go out is on a friday night. usually a friday
night consists of a few after work drinks a meal at a friends house
or out and then a movie in bed. Id rather go out on a wednesday
night when fools arent acting like its spring break.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The other night I was Mending a hole in my jeans and at the same
time I was completely engrossed in watching downton abbey. I felt
like an elderly woman and I was proud of it!
You should message me if
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you are a good person who doesnt allways do the right thing.
You enjoy a great conversation. But you can also laugh at the
absurdity of it all.
You enjoy a night being cozy watching movies. But also want to be
lost and scared together just for the adventure of finding your way
back to comfort.
** do not message me if you use the word "Like" every other
If you are looking for a dance partner.
By this i mean you know how (and would like to teach) or you would
like to join me in learning some type of formal dance. like tango ,
or lindyhop or salsa or you know what i meen !.
I get really jealous when people can just tear up the dance floor
in a specific style. And i dont think you are a truly well rounded
man until you truly know how to dance. I want to learn! Would you
like to dance?
you enjoy getting your hands dirty and want to go camping and
follow me on the never ending search for the perfect swimming hole
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