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My self-summary
The old man waves a hand, this isn't the profile you're looking for but you step inside anyway, its poorly spelt , and filmed in technicolour , the aspect ratio is vaugely nostalgic.
As you enter the profile, the honky tonk piano stops, everyone turns silently to look as you approach the bar which is in fact a rusty spanner.
Their gaze tracks your every move for a few seconds then, as your puzzlement increases and you loose interest so do they return to their conversations.
The piano starts up again.
You order a drink but the barman gives you a raccoon, it looks up at you with quiet soulful eyes and declares "a womp omp a loo bomp a wom bam boo", unimpressed you knock back the shot glass and down your raccoon .
You order another, the barman gives you a hamburger , the piano player smiles, the song is awful, he can't play piano, the piano can't play him either. As the hamburger crawls away it becomes clear the piano owns this profile and you send him a message.
The story is a happy one , because of wibbley wobbley timey wimey........stuff
What I’m doing with my life
not sleeping, I get frequent bouts of insomnia,
Drawing concept art , badly
Designing a tabletop rpg system of my own

Working on Black Sun 2

Working shifts

Having first world problems

I've started to indulge my creative side, by starting a film project, working with less than no budget is a huge challenge but its worth it. well maybe. (Update, the film is on hiatus)
I’m really good at
Geekery and procrastinating.



never-ending trivia knowledge, mostly to do with quotes from sci-fi and fantasy things.
""The problem with an internet profile is that you can tell a person exactly what you want them to hear, and there's no real way to know if what's written is genuine"- George Orwell
The first things people usually notice about me
It's probably the cloven hooves
Or the little goatee
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love movies, lots of movies; some movies are better than others, I'm not gonna put an exhaustive list, but I'm willing to watch ones I haven't already seen, and ones that I have for that matter

Philip K Dick. Ray bradbury, Douglas Addams. s.donaldson Terry Pratchet. Neil Gaiman. Stephen King . Le Guin. So mostly fantasy and sci-fi, but with some graphic novels thrown in.
Non fiction wise I quite like Carl sagan and noam chompski

"those sounds, the ones you like to hear in your ears, those are the wrong sounds"-dara obrein
Musically I enjoy listening to Rock, jazz, and classical, there are other genre's ill listen too, but most of my musical tastes rest in the 80's

TV wise there is more sci-fi stuff... Farscape, Red Dwarf, Spaced, Peep Show, DS9, Being Human, Pushing Daisies
. Various animé shows, mirrai nikki. Are you a zombie? Etc
The six things I could never do without
Incomplete thoughts

I spend a lot of time thinking about
insomnia gives me a lot of time to think...
the nature of reality.
the human condition.
Plots for books that will never be written
On a typical Friday night I am
If I'm not in work I watch movies with friends or play games in the vein of netrunner, resistance, secret Hitler ect good times
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not looking for casual hookups and will secretly ignore any such messages
Also I can't sing
You should message me if
You wanna talk nerdy to me.
you like food, I cook.