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28 M Chester, United Kingdom

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Today – 8:23pm
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
"the problem with an internet profile is that you can tell a person exactly what you want them to hear, and there's no real way to know if what's written is genuine"- George Orwell

As you enter the profile, the honky tonk piano stops, everyone turns silently to look as you approach the bar. Their gaze tracks your every move for a few seconds then, as your puzzlement increases and you loose interest so do they return to their conversations. The piano starts up again. You order a drink but the barman gives you a raccoon, it looks up at you with quiet soulful eyes and declares with a smile like Jack Nicholson "I have given a name to my pain, and that name is batman" unimpressed you knock back the shot glass and down your raccoon . You order another, the barman gives you a hamburger. and you send him a message the story is a happy one because the piano plays softly the way it always has.

if you are interested in rescuing my wayward soul, i suggest buying me books, i like books,
What I’m doing with my life
not sleeping, i get frequent bouts of insomnia,
Drawing , badly, with a pen , mostly.
Designing a tabletop rpg system of my own

Working shifts
Having 99 problems most of them are kitchen tiling.

any kind of political passion is a bonus

I've started to indulge my creative side, by starting a film project, working with less than no budget is a huge challenge but its worth it. well maybe.
I’m really good at
Geekery and procrastinating.
never-ending trivia knowledge, mostly to do with quotes from sci-fi and fantasy things.
Buying and selling all things immaterial and unending.
The first things people usually notice about me
It's probably the cloven hooves
Or the little goatee
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love movies, lots of movies; some movies are better than others, I'm not gonna put an exhaustive list, but I'm willing to watch ones I haven't already seen, and ones that I have for that matter

Philip K Dick. Ray bradbury, Douglas Addams. s.donaldson Terry Pratchet. Neil Gaiman. Stephen King . Le Guin. So mostly fantasy and sci-fi, but with some graphic novels thrown in.
Non fiction wise I quite like Carl sagan and noam chompski

"those sounds, the ones you like to hear in your ears, those are the wrong sounds"-dara obrein
Musically I enjoy listening to Rock, jazz, and classical, there are other genre's ill listen too, but most of my musical tastes rest in the 80's

TV wise there is more sci-fi stuff... Farscape, Red Dwarf, Spaced, Peep Show, DS9, Being Human, Pushing Daisies
. Various animé shows, mirrai nikki. Are you a zombie? Etc
The six things I could never do without
Six things? I think you'd have to try and do without them first.
1) alyx, greg, gav,laura, Paige, toni, katie. Christian, faye. that is a list of my best freinds in no particular order.
2) Non vitae catenis rota ex ferro, ut benedicat mihi. Veni aurora
3) my trusty doodlepad
I spend a lot of time thinking about
insomnia gives me a lot of time to think...
the nature of reality.
the human condition.
Fuck Charlie danders I don't care if he can fiddle I'd never be caught dead in Georgia.
Social Justice.
politically orientated chats and debates.
On a typical Friday night I am
I spend Friday's Watching Fox news. Then I go out baby seal clubbing.
Sometimes I like to come home from the pit and relax with a warm glass of infidel in a bubble bath to really soak away that baby seal smell
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My real name is beelzibub
But you can call me "beelz"

And I have a secret soft spot for Babylon Zoo
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
there's a little tugging voice saying "go on, what's the worst that could happen"