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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 1:51pm
White, —
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Latin (Somewhat), Japanese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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"The problem with an internet profile is that you can tell a person exactly what you want them to hear, and there's no real way to know if what's written is genuine"- George Orwell

As you enter the profile, the honky tonk piano stops, everyone turns silently to look as you approach the bar. Their gaze tracks your every move for a few seconds then, as your puzzlement increases and you loose interest so do they return to their conversations. The piano starts up again. You order a drink but the barman gives you a raccoon, it looks up at you with quiet soulful eyes and declares with a smile like Jack Nicholson "I have given a name to my pain, and that name is batman" unimpressed you knock back the shot glass and down your raccoon . You order another, the barman gives you a hamburger. and you send him a message the story is a happy one because the piano plays softly the way it always has.

if you are interested in rescuing my wayward soul, I suggest buying me books, I like books,
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
not sleeping, I get frequent bouts of insomnia,
Drawing , badly, with a pen , mostly.
Designing a tabletop rpg system of my own

Working shifts

Having first world problems

I've started to indulge my creative side, by starting a film project, working with less than no budget is a huge challenge but its worth it. well maybe.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Geekery and procrastinating.
never-ending trivia knowledge, mostly to do with quotes from sci-fi and fantasy things.
Buying and selling all things immaterial and unending.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's probably the cloven hooves
Or the little goatee
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love movies, lots of movies; some movies are better than others, I'm not gonna put an exhaustive list, but I'm willing to watch ones I haven't already seen, and ones that I have for that matter

Philip K Dick. Ray bradbury, Douglas Addams. s.donaldson Terry Pratchet. Neil Gaiman. Stephen King . Le Guin. So mostly fantasy and sci-fi, but with some graphic novels thrown in.
Non fiction wise I quite like Carl sagan and noam chompski

"those sounds, the ones you like to hear in your ears, those are the wrong sounds"-dara obrein
Musically I enjoy listening to Rock, jazz, and classical, there are other genre's ill listen too, but most of my musical tastes rest in the 80's

TV wise there is more sci-fi stuff... Farscape, Red Dwarf, Spaced, Peep Show, DS9, Being Human, Pushing Daisies
. Various animé shows, mirrai nikki. Are you a zombie? Etc
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six things? I think you'd have to try and do without them first.
1) alyx, greg, gav,laura, Paige, toni, katie. Christian, faye. that is a list of my best freinds in no particular order.
2) Non vitae catenis rota ex ferro, ut benedicat mihi. Veni aurora
3) my trusty doodlepad
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
insomnia gives me a lot of time to think...
the nature of reality.
the human condition.
Plots for books that will never be written
Social Justice.
politically orientated chats and debates.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most Friday's are spent working with a dedicated team of researchers to create a transdimensional hammer with which we might smash the patriarchy

Thanks to reddit progress remains slow .
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not looking for casual hookups and will secretly ignore any such messages
Also I can't sing
You should message me if
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You wanna talk nerdy to me,

You wanna watch a movie

You want to party like it's 1999 ... Again

You're impressed by the picture of my junk