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27 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
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Graduated from university
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My self-summary
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Oh god I'm so used to clear direct communicative writing that I don't know how to sound playful on the internet what the hell I'm so silly I just don't know how to write that way.

My name is Riley.

I was hoping to go to grad school so I could be some kind of philosopher, but now I'm probably not going to do that. I work in the coffee industry supplying cafes. I know way too much about all the coffee shops in Seattle.

Life priorities:
Read books
Go to the gym
Eat tons of food
Drink things with people I like
Learn things
Find a new job
Fuck shit up
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to date like pigeons court one another.

Helping people get the equipment they need to make tasty coffee.

Continuing to read and write.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Frying eggs. Running after frisbees.

Making coffee. I'm pretty good at latte art.

I'm real good at talking about thoughts and feelings too.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Playful as fuck curlz

Neon body suits.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like to keep one non-fiction, one fiction, and one book of poems in circulation. Currently, R.G. Collingwood's autobiography, James Joyce (Portrait...), and W.B. Yeats (Collected). Before that it was William James, Henri Bergson, Hemingway, and Rilke. I really like Rilke.

I listen to lots of music. Lately, How to Dress Well, Wussy, TV Girl, John Maus, The War on Drugs, Fucked Up, Owen Pallet, other shit.

I love watching bad cooking shows, like Hell's Kitchen and Top Chef and Chopped. I like GOT too.

I eat lots of food. Like cheeseburgers and burritos and tacos and lots of eggs and kale and salsa and ice cream and whatever.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Breezy days
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The shoe collection on the shores of my mind.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drinking eating and talking
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been a competitive barista.

I joined a gym. I spend a lot of time there. I really like it. It's nice.

Everything important is said with my face and my body. Yet here I am, writing words on the internet.
You should message me if
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Definitely if you are ready to eat a taco with me in the next 48 hours.

Do you think you’d enjoy spending time with me?

Do you think I’d enjoy spending time with you?

I have no idea if I’ll enjoy spending time with you.

I'm very open to a lot of kinds of experiences right now. Casual encounters, chill dating, something serious. Whatever.

But yeah these are really things that just need to be talked about with people. So if you are curious we can just spend an hour or two sitting down or walking or eating or drinking and we’ll figure out pretty quickly what is what.