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not-a-kiwi

49 F Auckland, New Zealand

My Details

Last Online
Jun 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
Having a typically British sense of humour (I'm English living in NZ) I tend to mesh better with others who similarly appreciate this kinda banter. I love dry comedy and mickey takin' funny people. Ricky Gervais is tops for me with his sarcastic humour, he cracks me up. Lil Britain guys rock, Sacha Baron Cohen, Blackadder all faves.

am interested in fashion and latin dancing, tho' have only been to one Salsa class. "Strictly" is one of my favourite shows.

my nature is caring, gentle & loyal as well as very loving & affectionate to those close to me. I am fairly confident and have always been content with my body.

i'm quite a sensitive soul, also expressive, open with my thoughts and feelings and I value communication.

oh...and I am happier eating fish 'n chips by the sea than dining in any fancy pantsy restaurant. Love is wayyyy more important than status and possessions and it's the person who counts...not what they have.
What I’m doing with my life
oh gosh, just the usual. to be frank, i've not managed to find a kiwi guy i've gelled with in a long, long (long) time so i'll concede defeat and throw the net farther now.

I guess i'm considering either moving long distance or have long distance move to me! That said, I realise few will be up for any more than friendship/chatting with a woman overseas so my expectations are realistic and i'm fine with 'just friends'. Who knows what the future might bring...
I’m really good at
i can tell you i'm not very good at filling all this out....have only recently joined this site and there's a LOT of info requested! imo the many (often irrelevant) questions for profile completion on this site are OTT. what's with the %enemy too?? unnecessary...or maybe i just think too literally ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
hmmm i guess my blue eyes have been the most commented on
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
music : adele,
david guetta, i still like dance music tracks but my raving days are long over.
so back to soul, r&b, mellow & funky music

fave movie of all time: love actually
i like most comedies/romantic comedies
mysteries and intrigue

fave shows, where do i begin...
Anything with Ricky Gervais, written, produced by Ricky & Steve Merchant...
The Mentalist
Big Bang Theory
oh i love The Soup and Chelsea Lately (not gonna score me many points lol)
Little Britain is an ol' fave and, even older, Blackadder
The list of good British comedians is a long one so i won't list 'em all just now.
...and not so amusing, I watch CI's Missing + murder mysteries
the amount of people who literally disappear in USA is astounding.
The six things I could never do without
my son first & foremost of course
lil Poppy my wee cat
family/friends
telly
coffee & sugar!
On a typical Friday night I am
A night with my best friend, Telly ;-)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i can't think of much i'm not willing to admit
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 40–52
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You have dry sense of humour, are loyal & caring with an
endearing smile and a sparkle in your eye
American, British, Italian...or from just about any country other than NZ....in other words, not a kiwi