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33 M Beaverton, OR

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 10
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm mechanically and technically inclined but dreadfully uncreative. I think the world could use a little more benevolence and altruism. I'm not materialistic and not looking for high maintenance people. I like to read and feel as if I'll never have enough time to finish all the books I want to. I only really enjoy one sport, MMA. I like to argue and love intelligent discourse. I keep up with the news, politics, and have an interest in history. I believe in social justice, equality, environmental wisdom, and science!

I'm a homebody, but I will begrudgingly go along with most anything you want to do while acting smug towards everyone else around us.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently toiling and slaving away for a pittance. I'm an IT monkey, specifically a break/fix tech which means I can fix your broken computer (if you're nice to me). I love what I do, I also work from home which is a huge perk.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Driving. I am an adept and skilled driver, if you're here looking for a cohort for a bank robbery I'm your man.

Also pretty good at fixing computers.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My incredibly stunning good looks and swagger of course.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Neutral Milk Hotel, Nina Simone, The Strokes, Beirut, Lovage, MF Doom, Cake, Danger Mouse, Gorillaz, Hot Chip, Justice, Ladytron, La Roux, Martina Topley Bird, Radiohead, Muse, etc. I like a wide variety of music omitting gospel and country.

God is Not Great, Frankenstein, The Rich and the Rest of Us, Lying, A People's History of the United States, A Briefer History in Time, A Universe from Nothing, The Quantum Thief, The God Delusion, etc

Peep Show, Trailer Park Boys, Parks and Recreation, The Office, Tosh.0, The Soup, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Real Time, Top Chef, Survivor, Daily Show, Arrested Developmen, The Walking Dead, and more. Damn, that's a pretty big list for someone who doesn't really watch TV.

Documentaries. Pan's Labyrinth, The Prestige, Let the Right One In, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmoore, There Will Be Blood, Your Highness, and pretty much any movie involving time travel.

American, Thai, and Indian
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My computer
-High-speed Internet
-The other side of the pillow
-Buster (my dog)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to spend less money while having more fun.

What book I'm going to read next.

Should I wear pants to work today?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing at home playing some video/board games or reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am a super villain.
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Message me if you actually read my entire profile and are still reading this...