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29 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:39pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Very often
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Super duper liberal. Not like 'wears homeopathic charcoal underpants liberal, but, like, if you personally were the root cause of social inequality I would be really upset with you. I like booze, small fluffy animals, reading, vidya, science fiction and fantasy and history and blahblahblahblah
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work 9-5 downtown for a certain public transport agency. Not that one, the other one.

It's degrading and soul-numbing and hilarious all at once and omg these benefits. seriously.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Historical trivia, watching dorky movies, eating spicy food. Spooning. Not moving unless absolutely necessary
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
'why does that guy look so grumpy'
'a fifth of vodka? on a monday?'
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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sci fi. Fantasy. Ancient history.

foods- indian, thai, vietnamese, ethiopian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
booze, spooning, sloppy makeouts on the couch. spicy food. spooning. booze. Petting the crap out of any dog that comes my way.

seriously i am going to cuddle the fuck out of any fuzzy animal that comes within my cuddle-horizon(which is like an event horizon but for cuddles)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"christ, why the hell did i have to grow up"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wandering through the Paris catacombs wearing a cape, weeping
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was kind of a weird kid. I'm still kind of weird.

Did I mention I like spooning?
You should message me if
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you want to furiously make out with a stranger from the internet. or grab a drink. Or stay in and watch Netflix while eating takeout. Preferably 'all of the above'

Ты говоришь по русски