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not_BradPitt

33 Kew Gardens, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:48pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Russian

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This section is so hard (that's what she said)

Sorry for being cheesy but I teach high school and immaturity is contagious. In all seriousness I want to meet somebody I can have a good time with and eventually tell my friends about because I'm proud of them and they feel the same about me. There should be a ' 10 Things I love' section and mine would read: camping, road trips, concerts, sports(playing and watching), comedy clubs(doing an open-mic is on my bucket list), coffee, board games, museums, rooftops, and Hoegaarden(i don't normally drink beer, but when I do;)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
same thing everybody's doing
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
knowing when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em
being an uncle
telling jokes
making people laugh
trying to beat Bobby Fisher
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my well-groomed beard and my chameleon eyes(green, grey, or blue--they change with my mood;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Fight Club (but because of Edward Norton not Brad Pitt), Space Balls, Princess Bride, Lost, Six Feet Under, Breaking Bad, anything on AMC, Simpsons, The Beach(my fav. book!!) Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, The Master and The Margarita, the Hunger Games series, Led Zeppelin, Guns N' Roses, Miike Snow, Radiohead, Madonna, and I love food so let's go eat
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
books
music
family
sunblock
aminals
speling, and grammer, punkchuation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whether I should take the red pill or the blue pill
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
up for anything!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it people like me
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you already dated Brad Pitt and you're ready for something new; you want to know about my nerdy tattoos or the book i wrote or other 'fun facts' you could learn by asking about me...