OkCupid does not provide "Disney Prince" as an option for the Body Type field. That's Ok though, that would attract the wrong type: sorry princess, your prince is in another castle. So I had an inner monologue that went a little like this:
"Hey, not_moriarty! No one ever puts Used up as their Body Type. What does that even mean?" [he glances out the window at the Salvation Army a block away] "Oh. Well... Shit. Whatever, I'm just going to put it anyway and pretend it doesn't mean homeless." — Me, just now, in my head, which is residing very much inside my home.
Also, I didn't really go to space camp. I wish I did. But I totally want to start a space camp and call it "Jamaican Me Spacey: a Jamaican-themed Space Camp."