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not_the_bees

27 M Columbus, OH

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:47pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My name's Neal. I'm from Chicago, and moved to Columbus about four years ago for school. So I'm a Midwestern city kinda guy. I enjoy stupid puns, nerdy things, exercising, playing with my dog, and dreaming of one day living near a few mountains.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently studying mathematics at Ohio State. I should be finishing up my Ph.D. program in the next year or so, and after that I'll be pursuing an academic career. It's a difficult path, but few things are as satisfying as solving a difficult problem and learning something new. Teaching has been pretty neat, too.

In my spare time, I play a lot of soccer, pay way too much for fancy beer, go to a few movies, read more math, read a few books here or there, cook, and watch too much TV with my roommates.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing guitar, math, squatting, cooking, eating what I just cooked, making my friends laugh, and, occasionally, soccer.

I really enjoy explaining mathematics to other people, and I'd like to think I'm good at it, but sometimes a smile and a nod really means "I have no idea what you're saying!"
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would almost certainly assume it's my red hair/pale skin/utter gingerness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm picky with music. I grew up listening to a lot of metal, and the habit has stuck with me. Outside of that, my favorites are Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Yes, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Michael Jackson, and Paco de Lucia.

I am the opposite with food. There are very few things I don't like to eat. My favorite foods are barbecued meats, Cajun food, and breakfast food.

I've watched a lot of TV shows; probably more than is healthy for any human. My favorites are The Wire, The Shield, Breaking Bad, The Simpsons, The West Wing, Sports Night, and Arrested Development. 24 also has a special place in my heart, and I only too recently discovered Freaks and Geeks.

Books? Well, there's the obligatory inclusion of The Lord of the Rings, and I'm enjoying the hell out of A Dance with Dragons right now. I should probably throw in Childhood's End, Crime and Punishment, and Watership Down. (Yes, I just mentioned aliens, axe murderers, and journeying bunnies in the same sentence. Deal with it.)

It seems like there are both too many and too few movies to list, but the ones that come to mind are No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, American History X (in all its melodramatic glory), and Jurassic Park (which I make sure to watch at least once per year).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Beer
Coffee
Watermelon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The d-bar problem. How to explain the d-bar problem to people without boring them to death. How to explain difficult concepts to my students. Why my dog doesn't like other dogs. How much longer I might be in graduate school, and what I might do when I finally get out. When I can squeeze in time (and find the money) to go to Europe. What the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Almost certainly having a few drinks somewhere. Possibly staying in and playing a board game or cards.
You should message me if
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You are ridiculously intelligent and only moderately exciting. Well, fine, I guess I could use a little excitement in my life.

OK, for real, you should message me if you want to get to know someone new, or you want to discuss something in my profile, or if you just outright hate my guts. That's all perfectly fine.