You will never hear me say "this has too much avocado." INTP, but almost evenly split on E/I.

Reluctant transhumanist.

Sales. When I'm not working, I like to read about science and technology, philosophy and spirituality, along with a smattering of fiction etc. This means that always I need to keep at least 40 tabs open in a browser window.

I sell fancy blenders. Vita-mix.

cooking, conversation, appearing to be knowledgeable, being knowledgeable, finding parking spaces

I look better in person.

Here comes the all-important ritualistic comparison of media consumption habits:

David Foster Wallace, Borges, Pynchon, Joan Didion, Robert Anton Wilson, Philip K Dick, terribly depressing things about the future. Also Murakami, George Saunders, Theosophy and weirder things.

Also: post-structuralism, philosophy, critical theory, media studies, quantum physics, evolutionary biology, etc etc etc.

The Holy Mountain, Coen Bros, Kubrick. UPDATE: I saw Safety Not Guaranteed, and I thought it was a better time travel movie than Looper, but not nearly as good as Primer.

Adult swim (especially Superjail!), Mr. Show, Brass Eye, Louis, 30 Rock, nature documentaries. I'm pretty sure that Girls is like Peep Show for ladies, and I'm sort of a fan of the cringe genre but not really as much as I used to be. UCB is always fantastic.

post-rock and related genres. rachel's, tortoise, the sea and cake, GYBE!, air, boards of canada. mash-up stuff like the avalanches. Talking Heads, Bryan Eno, stereolab, bjork, laura cantrell, Charlotte Gainsbourg ratatat, Black Moth Super Rainbow múm, clogs, cLOUDDEAD, pretty much anything on the Warp or Anticon labels. I used to like Aphex Twin and Autechre a lot, but I honestly haven't listened to either for a while.

I did a thing a while ago where I thought it would be a good idea to tag everything and now it's just kind of awkward.

Kombucha & whiskey

Thai & Vietnamese

I am gluten-free and vaguely attempting a paleo-type diet thing.

vision correction, tongue scraper, toothbrush, fluoride-free tooth powder, conspiracy theories, food

Six things I could absolutely do without: people who don't use turn signals, gluten, Thomas Friedman, XDR-TB, Windows 8, fascism

the possibility that we are all time travelers, evolutionary psychology, metaphysics, the perfection of the human condition, technology, synchronicity, cosmology, food

happy not to affiliate with icky people. you know the type.

the technological singularity already came and went, and we're among the "left behind."

you hate both player and game with equal fervor

you love the museum of jurassic technology