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not_unoriginal

30 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–39
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 6:10am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Reluctant transhumanist.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Sales. When I'm not working, I like to read about science and technology, philosophy and spirituality, along with a smattering of fiction etc.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
cooking, conversation, appearing to be knowledgeable, being knowledgeable, finding parking spaces, applied cynicism
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm either smiling too much or not smiling at all. Or: radio voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Media consumption habits:

David Foster Wallace, Borges, Pynchon, Joan Didion, Robert Anton Wilson, Philip K Dick, terribly depressing things about the future. Murakami, George Saunders.

Also: post-structuralism, philosophy, neuroscience, metaphysics, theosophy, critical theory, media studies, quantum physics, evolutionary biology, object oriented ontolgy, new materialism, etc etc etc.

The Holy Mountain, Coen Bros, Kubrick, P.T. Anderson, etc.

chopped & adult swim. Black Mirror Series 1.

post-rock and related genres. rachel's, tortoise, the sea and cake, GYBE!, air, boards of canada. mash-up stuff like the avalanches. Talking Heads, Bryan Eno, stereolab, bjork, laura cantrell, Charlotte Gainsbourg ratatat, Black Moth Super Rainbow múm, clogs, cLOUDDEAD, pretty much anything on Warp Records. I used to like Aphex Twin and Autechre a lot, but I honestly haven't listened to either for a while.

update: I have been listening to a lot of Sufjan Stevens and Caribou. Also Broadcast and Dan Deacon.

Food geek. You know the type. Please let me know if you have a sous-vide setup I can try out.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
vision correction, my hilariously oversized collection of nutritional supplements and nootropics, like minded people, pastured eggs, information

Four things I would do without: people who don't use turn signals, gluten, the dude who honks for my neighbor to come down at 1 am, fascism.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the possibility that we are all time travelers, the possibility that aliens are time travelers and UFOs are time machines, the omega point/transcendental object at the end of time, evolutionary psychology, metaphysics, the perfection of the human condition, the Church of the Sub-Genius "theology," technology, synchronicity, cosmology, food, basic income, fringe culture, consumerism, psychoanalysis, gnosticism, panpsychism and panentheism

oh and sex
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably working or maybe at a lecture on Jung
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been on OKC since 2004ish. deleted a few profiles along the way, been on some awful dates, and met some amazing people. I'm just happy to be here.
You should message me if
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weekdays are your "weekend." Fri/Sat nights are often part of my work schedule.

you hate both player and game with equal fervor

you love the museum of jurassic technology

you read as though it were a competitive sport.

you want to explore Los Feliz/Atwater/Silverlake/Hollywood/Echo Park etc with me