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30 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–39
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Today – 6:59am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Strictly other
When drinking
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Sales / Marketing
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Reluctant transhumanist.
What I’m doing with my life
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Sales. When I'm not working, I like to read about science and technology, philosophy and spirituality, along with a smattering of fiction etc.
I’m really good at
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cooking, conversation, appearing to be knowledgeable, being knowledgeable, finding parking spaces, applied cynicism
The first things people usually notice about me
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I look better in person AND sound like I'm from the radio!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Media consumption habits:

David Foster Wallace, Borges, Pynchon, Joan Didion, Robert Anton Wilson, Philip K Dick, terribly depressing things about the future. Murakami, George Saunders. Most of the stuff I'm really into is so weird I don't actually feel comfortable sharing it on here.

Also: post-structuralism, philosophy, critical theory, media studies, quantum physics, evolutionary biology, etc etc etc.

The Holy Mountain, Coen Bros, Kubrick, P.T. Anderson, etc.

chopped & adult swim

post-rock and related genres. rachel's, tortoise, the sea and cake, GYBE!, air, boards of canada. mash-up stuff like the avalanches. Talking Heads, Bryan Eno, stereolab, bjork, laura cantrell, Charlotte Gainsbourg ratatat, Black Moth Super Rainbow múm, clogs, cLOUDDEAD, pretty much anything on the Warp or Anticon labels. I used to like Aphex Twin and Autechre a lot, but I honestly haven't listened to either for a while.

update: I have been listening to a lot of Sufjan Stevens and Caribou

I did a thing a while ago where I thought it would be a good idea to tag everything and now it's just kind of awkward.

Food geek. You know the type.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
vision correction, orange juice, my hilariously oversized collection of nutritional supplements, like minded people, food, information

Six things I could absolutely do without: people who don't use turn signals, gluten, the dude who honks for my neighbor to come down at 1 am, XDR-TB, the word "sapiosexual," fascism
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the possibility that we are all time travelers, evolutionary psychology, metaphysics, the perfection of the human condition, technology, synchronicity, cosmology, food
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
happy not to affiliate with icky people. you know the type.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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the technological singularity already came and went, and we're among the "left behind."
You should message me if
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you hate both player and game with equal fervor

you love the museum of jurassic technology

you read as though it were a competitive sport.