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not_wilbur

46 M Aurora, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:37am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Once upon a time, there were 3 profiles: a tough guy profile, a sensitive guy profile, and a funny guy profile. One day, Goldylocks logged onto OKCupid and read the profiles.

She read the first profile and thought, "This profile is too hard. He's kinda hot and sexy, but he's probably an ass."

She read the second profile and thought, "This profile is too soft. He seems really sweet, but he's probably a wimp."

She read the third profile and thought, "This profile is too silly. He makes me laugh, but there's not much else I'm attracted to."

Suddenly, a meteor crashed through Goldylock's roof, bringing her short life to a sad ending, but saving the 3 bears from higher internet usage charges that month.

But that meteor did something else. Somehow it combined those three profiles into one. One profile that described a man who was strong, sensitive, and funny all at once.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Taking risks. Discovering new possibilities. Loving my friends. Helping my sons learn to become men.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Embracing chaos.
Living fearlessly.
Staying clearheaded in a crisis.
Drinking strawberry margaritas. I'm not just "good" at this, I'm legendary!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile.
My buns of steel.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite flavors of ice cream are Ben & Jerry's Phish food, Cake Batter, Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough. Ice cream is awesome!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Sunshine
2. Ninjas
3. Woodland creatures
4. Weirdos that challenge our normal way of thinking
5. Laughter
6. Beauty
7. Counting
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How most things in life come down to the choices we make. Even when bad things happen, how we choose to react and respond to them is what matters the most.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Helping widows and orphans and rescuing puppies from trees. Any puppy that can climb a tree deserves to be rescued.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When the zombie apocalypse comes (and it will come). I will not fight against the zombies. I will lead the zombies in battle and rule the world.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 32–47
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have drama. Lots and lots of drama! People with no drama in their lives bore me to tears.
You know where Waldo is. Dude owes me 100 bucks!
You can make me laugh.
You think you're a little bit crazy.
You think deep, complicated, fascinating thoughts.