She read the first profile and thought, "This profile is too hard. He's kinda hot and sexy, but he's probably an ass."
She read the second profile and thought, "This profile is too soft. He seems really sweet, but he's probably a wimp."
She read the third profile and thought, "This profile is too silly. He makes me laugh, but there's not much else I'm attracted to."
Suddenly, a meteor crashed through Goldylock's roof, bringing her short life to a sad ending, but saving the 3 bears from higher internet usage charges that month.
But that meteor did something else. Somehow it combined those three profiles into one. One profile that described a man who was strong, sensitive, and funny all at once.