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nota_clevername

26 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:29am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Korean (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just moved to DC for grad school. (Cliché I know) I'm happy to be back here! I lived here during undergrad too. Originally from NJ. I love travel and unusual food.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Studying studying studying. The life of a grad student...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Staying objective, and staying active. Trying new things. And most of all trying to be a good person.

OH! and sarcasm! I'm REAAAAAAAALLY good at sarcasm. Wait...shit... I'm confused...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That my hair get's really fluffy if its long
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books? The Cliches: Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, Ender's Shadow, and books about international affairs, history, culture etc.

Movies: also a cliche I guess: I love movies that make you think (though not all of these fit that), Inception, The Matrix, Lucky Number Slevin, Hot Fuzz, Cloud Atlas.

TV Shows: Archer, Community, The League, Top Gear, Workaholics, Arrested Development, Louie, Rick and Morty.

Food: I love trying new food, the more unusual the better. Ethiopian, Indian, French, Thai, Korean, really anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Foreign Food
2. Friends and Family
3. Exercise and the Outdoors
4. Sarcastic banter
5. Music
6. Two pillows minimum.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Travel, work... what to have for lunch.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In or out with friends finding something new.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a fear of flying.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
For any reason you think is valid! I never mind chatting with a friendly person.