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notahercule

31 M Melbourne, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Multigrain Egg Sandwich + Deep Time.

If you play tabletop Dungeons and Dragons I'll probably marry you. No pressure.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently a university lecturer. Other than that I'm an academic doing research on games, broadband, smoking, visualisations and any other distracting topic.

One day I'd like to make a Lovecraftian vlog.
I’m really good at
I'm good at loving Hercule Poirot right down to the tip if his moustache.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Last Chance to See.
Camp Takota (ft. The Youtube Holy Trinity).
Welcome to Nightvale.
The weather.
Thinly cut sweet potatoes, olive oil, salt, pepper, heat and time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Right now I have this song stuck in my head:

Here I am,
I ain't got a dick, I got a chicken noodle can,
All my life,
I been puttin' this can inside my chicken noodle wife.

Chorus:
Chicken Noodle God come down from the mountain
Say Chicken Noodle Man you gotta work all day
Chicken Noodle Man you gotta cross the river Jordan,
Feed the Devil soup until your troubles go away

Soup to the bowl, bowl to the spoon,
Spoon to your mouth, I'm gonna get well soon
Gotta get a little bedrest, sleep in 'til noon,
Grab a pot of coffee then head to the saloon, singin'

Chorus

Well the wind blows south, and come what may
My chicken noodle wife left me just the other day
There's not much else I can do but pray
Because Chicken Noodle Man, ya gotta work all day
On a typical Friday night I am
Farting.

Fridays is mainly about nuts.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't drive. Ever.

'The Doctor Blake Mysteries' is like totally Ballarat location porn.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You want to meet up for a coffee sooner rather than later.

Contact me and I'll meet you for a coffee somewhere in North Melbourne within three days. You may or may not know it is me. I am a master of disguise.

Mould.