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notambrosebierce

26 M Portland, ME

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jun 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm currently plodding my way towards the adult world, having nearly wrapped up my a degree in poli sci. In the mean time, I pay for it with a tragically non-social job that devours my weekends.

I'm liberal socially, and hence, politically. I'm also very liberal with comma-splices. And grammar jokes.

I recently moved back to Portland to finally capture my degree. Everyone I knew down here two years ago has fled. Be my new friend so I don't have to get a bunch of kitties for my apartment.

Here's the story: This place is a sausage fest. A litany of crotch-logs. A festoon of pant-pontoons. An obesity of oblong extremities. Miles of inches. You get the point. Your inbox is stuffed. If you think we'll click, send me a message, don't wait on me to send you one... I'm not going to get lost in a sea of wangs.
What I’m doing with my life
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School and work. Which sounds tragically boring. I'm on an unyielding quest called operation escape. Operation escape requires mad amounts of money to pay off debt and more money to pay for classes ... phase one is to work an awful amount.

I'm engaged in a mission of hair growth. I wish there was steroids for hair.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doodling and bullshitting. I plan to make a career of the latter.

Big fan of photography and writing. Really good at it? Not nearly, but it's a good pass of time. I recently upgraded to the a77 and my current go to lens is a 50mm 1.8. It's gravy.

I enjoy making awkward situations infinitely more awkward. I question my adverb usage.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I smile a lot. And sometimes I get overzealous with the hair buzzer and end up looking like a racist :(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The only movie that's ever necessary to see: The Jerk.

I love movies. Any movie. Campy Sci-fi up to painfully obvious Rom-coms. All of them. I have hard drives full of decidedly awful cinema but my love knows no bounds.

Book(s):I really enjoy reading. Mostly biographies and glorious sci-fi trash. I normally find a good author and binge on all their works: Jared Diamond, Charles Mann, Robert Wilson, Asimov and Walter Isaacson are the latest.

I'm a voracious reader and tend to combine that hobby with kayaking in the months that aren't completely awful and end in "-ber."

Music: Elmore James, Dvořák, Diablo Swing Orchestra, Lana del Rey, Band of Skulls, Portishead, St. Vincent, Blaqk Audio, Portugal.The Man, Ada, Lexy & K-Paul and Amanda Shires. I've a pretty broad range of love. I recently accepted a rebirth of country... it seems we've finally moved past 9/11 jingoism.

Television: Game of Thrones, True Blood, The Walking Dead, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Castle, Doctor Who (although I'm hesitant about Peter Capaldi). And the dearly departed: Arrested Development, SG-1, Firefly, The Wire, Rome.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I guess I'd probably have a rough time without: a Nook, a kayak, access to a theatre, warm socks, my dearly beloved shit-eating car. Any form of chicken-based food. The rebellious seventh is milk. I drink an obscene amount. Pretty sure a fetishization of udders is around the corner.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Space. APOD is great stuff. Anthropology is truly fascinating. The future of tech.

Whether I'll live to see silver screen masterpiece Idiocracy become reality.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fridays I'm asleep due to a rather glorious work schedule. But on a Thursday night!?! I'm:

If social: bar with friends. Old Port empties wallets. I don't drink much... but somehow I still spend a lot?
If misanthrope: gym and books and the virus-laden websites of the internet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't grow a beard that satisfies my Mulan-esque quest for manhood. But I do anyways. To honor my ancestors.

I really want to commit to a glorious chest-peice. But I'm a royal pussy.
You should message me if
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Your unique, creative (cookie-cutters are bad unless dinosaur shaped) and fun. You think this is the funniest thing in the world: http://youtu.be/YfLht1WFfQw