Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm currently on the never ending quest to find a job that uses the
degree so that student loans don't seem so comical.
I recently got out of a long-termer. Not really looking to build
anything like that again for a while.
I'm liberal socially, and hence, politically. I'm also very liberal
with comma-splices. And grammar jokes.
Be my new friend so I don't have to get a bunch of kitties for my
apartment. Even though kitties are pretty fucking nice
Here's the story: This place is a sausage fest. A litany of
crotch-logs. A festoon of pant-pontoons. An obesity of oblong
extremities. Miles of inches. You get the point. Your inbox is
stuffed. If you think we'll click, send me a message, don't wait on
me to send you one... I'm not going to get lost in a sea of wangs.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work a lot. Because it turns out, student loans have to be paid
back? I though this was free money meant to support my crack rock
I'm engaged in a mission of hair growth. I wish there was steroids
I'm currently trying to figure out where my future lies. Maine or
beyond. Souther or central. Hot or cold. Rural or metropolis.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doodling and bullshitting. I plan to make a career of the
Big fan of photography and writing. Really good at it? Not nearly,
but it's a good pass of time. I recently upgraded to the a77 and my
current go to lens is a 50mm 1.8. It's gravy.
I enjoy making awkward situations infinitely more awkward. I
question my adverb usage.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I smile a lot. And sometimes I get overzealous with the hair buzzer
and end up looking like a racist :(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The only movie that's ever necessary to see: The Jerk
I love movies. Any movie. Campy Sci-fi up to painfully obvious
Rom-coms. All of them. I have hard drives full of decidedly awful
cinema but my love knows no bounds.
Book(s):I really enjoy reading. Mostly biographies and glorious
sci-fi trash. I normally find a good author and binge on all their
works: Jared Diamond, Charles Mann, Robert Wilson, Asimov and
Walter Isaacson are the latest.
I'm a voracious reader and tend to combine that hobby with kayaking
in the months that aren't completely awful and end in "-ber."
, Diablo Swing Orchestra
Lana del Rey
, St. Vincent
, Blaqk Audio
, Portugal.The Man
, Lexy & K-Paul
. I've a pretty broad range of love. I recently accepted
a rebirth of country... it seems we've finally moved past 9/11
Television: Game of Thrones
, True Blood
, The Walking
, Doctor Who
(although I'm hesitant
about Peter Capaldi). And the dearly departed: Arrested Development
, The Wire
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I guess I'd probably have a rough time without: a Nook
, a kayak
, access to a theatre, warm socks, my
dearly beloved pussywagon, Mrs. Prius. Any form of chicken-based
food. The rebellious seventh is milk. I drink an obscene amount.
Pretty sure a fetishization of udders is around the corner.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
. APOD is great
stuff. Anthropology is truly fascinating. The future of tech.
Whether I'll live to see silver screen masterpiece Idiocracy become
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fridays I'm asleep due to a rather glorious work schedule. But on a
Thursday night!?! I'm:
If social: bar with my totally not imaginary hermanos. Old Port
empties wallets. I don't drink much... but somehow I still spend a
If misanthrope: gym and books and the virus-laden websites of the
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't grow a beard that satisfies my Mulan-esque quest for
manhood. But I do anyways. To honor my ancestors.
I've got two skinnamarinky dinky inks. One lives on my thigh and
she is the love of my life.
I have a mole I'm borderline self-conscious about.
You should message me if
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